Midgets Shun Giants
December 27th 2007 02:02
Literary midgets today called for the shortening of pastry in a bid to find spiritual nourishment over the fasting season.
The midgets, many of whom are prone to short and curlies, are believed to be looking for a pot of gold at the end of a flyblown carcass.
"Pots of gold taste better on a hot day" said one while playing with a peanut.
The pursuit of money should always take precedence over the pursuit of truth.
Giants of the paddocks backing on to the land of midgets have remained silent and sullen.
The midgets, many of whom are prone to short and curlies, are believed to be looking for a pot of gold at the end of a flyblown carcass.
"Pots of gold taste better on a hot day" said one while playing with a peanut.
The pursuit of money should always take precedence over the pursuit of truth.
Giants of the paddocks backing on to the land of midgets have remained silent and sullen.
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