Miranda Kerr, Behati Prinsloo launch Victoria's Secret Heavenly Bloom
March 11th 2009 23:22
AUSTRALIA'S sexy supermodel Miranda Kerr has unveiled her secret scent, which is clearly inspired by her boyfriend Orlando Bloom.
"It's made from crushed pansies and looks extremely wet, which it is," the supermodel, a symbol for all that is deep and meaningful, told the lab.
"As a symmetrical physical specimen of geometrically pleasant proportions, I know what it takes to be a man. Lots of money," she told the lab.
"When I first saw Orlando he must have been at least eight metres tall. I didn't recognise him when we first met. I thought, who is this smelly midget?" she told the lab.
"This smelly midget, he told me, is someone who could easily be my double and, like I said, we often switch. When I'm him, I feel ten feet. He's one weird mutant," she confessed.
"I mean, a man should never have more shoes than a woman. He's like an octopus except he's prone to hide behind a cloud of ink," she told the lab.
"Sometimes I forget my lines, but I know that there's always injecting it or taking it orally. We're talking about the movies, now. Try to keep up," she told the lab.
"The real reason I am here today is to see if we can't make this insipid, dull and arrogant scent less interesting. It reminds me too much of Zac Efron," she told the lab.
"I think if we just bottle some puddles and call it Heavenly Scent we'll keep the good Christians of this world happy. Is that an oxymoron?" she told the lab.
"Nup, it smells like toilet water. Stop mucking around. I want it to have the depth of a puddle with the allure of something wet and shallow!" she told the lab.
"It's made from crushed pansies and looks extremely wet, which it is," the supermodel, a symbol for all that is deep and meaningful, told the lab.
"As a symmetrical physical specimen of geometrically pleasant proportions, I know what it takes to be a man. Lots of money," she told the lab.
"When I first saw Orlando he must have been at least eight metres tall. I didn't recognise him when we first met. I thought, who is this smelly midget?" she told the lab.
"This smelly midget, he told me, is someone who could easily be my double and, like I said, we often switch. When I'm him, I feel ten feet. He's one weird mutant," she confessed.
"I mean, a man should never have more shoes than a woman. He's like an octopus except he's prone to hide behind a cloud of ink," she told the lab.
"Sometimes I forget my lines, but I know that there's always injecting it or taking it orally. We're talking about the movies, now. Try to keep up," she told the lab.
"The real reason I am here today is to see if we can't make this insipid, dull and arrogant scent less interesting. It reminds me too much of Zac Efron," she told the lab.
"I think if we just bottle some puddles and call it Heavenly Scent we'll keep the good Christians of this world happy. Is that an oxymoron?" she told the lab.
"Nup, it smells like toilet water. Stop mucking around. I want it to have the depth of a puddle with the allure of something wet and shallow!" she told the lab.
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