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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Miranda Kerr struggling to keep clothes on

July 21st 2009 01:59
UNTIL recently, Australian model Miranda Kerr had a squeaky-clean, girl-next-door image.

"She has shown me a new aspect of life," Norman said. "I feel like I have released a lot."

He is, inevitably, releasing an album off the back of his marital implosion.

"He must have put petrol on his face, then the policeman shot him with the Taser, that's when the flames happened," she said.

Two weeks ago she hit the headlines after being kicked out of the ladies' room at an exclusive London nightclub for crapping all over the sides of the bowl.

"Two men lost their lives, which is a great tragedy to me," she told her fans as she choked back tears.

Critical fans vented their anger online yesterday, calling for blind tastings for all future series.

She said in an interview with Britain’s Glamour magazine: “I went on holiday alone and felt fine. But then he would ring and the fumes would make my head go all dizzy again."

It is unclear exactly how the 36-year-old was set alight but family members told The Australian last night that he burst into flames after seeing Miranda Kerr with no clothes on.


"He has told her he wants to marry her and will propose again this summer,'' a source close to the couple told London's Daily Mail. "His face lights up every time he hears her name."

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Comment by Morgan Bell

July 21st 2009 04:07
ill call her Miranda, because that is her real name

Comment by Norm

July 21st 2009 04:24

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 21st 2009 06:48
its not just a right, its a responsibility, nay: a holy mission

Comment by Norm

July 21st 2009 06:55
Anything you do say, could be used against you.

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 21st 2009 09:29
it could be copied and emailed to a safe location

its secrecy is only out-weighed by its security

Comment by Norm

July 21st 2009 23:14
J. Edgar's got nothing on the bullshit artists.

Comment by Morgan Bell

July 22nd 2009 03:31
thats a shame, he had wonderful blow-job lips

Comment by Norm

July 22nd 2009 04:51
I never noticed.
I always got lost in his eyes.

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