Mobile Toilet Use Linked To Colon Cancer
October 28th 2009 00:37
New research has discovered a link between extended use of mobile toilets and colon cancer.
The new findings back up claims made by Friedrich Nietzsche in his ground-breaking attempt to build a shithouse.
Nietzsche, building on plans made by Arthur Schopenhauer, was backed up by a pile of shit.
Dig Up Old Nietzsches
We'll Show You The Family Plot. Give You A Spade.
You Do The Rest.
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Learn More About Hegel
Or You Could Just Pour Wet Cement In Your Ear.
You Choose!
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Get A Schopenhauer In Your Toilet Today!
For The Price You Might Expect To Pay For A Kick
In The Teeth!
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He set to work on his ground-breaking sledgehammer after he realised his mobile was giving him a red and sore rear.
The last in a long line of people waiting to use the mobile, Nietzsche was preceded by Georg Hegel who was dying to go.
Hegel, the first in a long line of mobile users, opened the door for a long line that have already gone.
The new findings back up claims made by Friedrich Nietzsche in his ground-breaking attempt to build a shithouse.
Nietzsche, building on plans made by Arthur Schopenhauer, was backed up by a pile of shit.
Dig Up Old Nietzsches
We'll Show You The Family Plot. Give You A Spade.
You Do The Rest.
www.necrophilosophy.com
Learn More About Hegel
Or You Could Just Pour Wet Cement In Your Ear.
You Choose!
www.dial-a-bore.net
Get A Schopenhauer In Your Toilet Today!
For The Price You Might Expect To Pay For A Kick
In The Teeth!
www.a-mouth-full-of-it.org
He set to work on his ground-breaking sledgehammer after he realised his mobile was giving him a red and sore rear.
The last in a long line of people waiting to use the mobile, Nietzsche was preceded by Georg Hegel who was dying to go.
Hegel, the first in a long line of mobile users, opened the door for a long line that have already gone.
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