Heather Mills Donates Her Vibrators to Charity Auction In Aid of Battered Wives
February 12th 2008 07:31
Mills, the Imelda Marcos of marital AIDS, has been hailed by stellar pornographers after stoning her hubbie.
"This wouldn't happen in a Muslim country," said one leading clerk.
"We'd hail her with rubble."
The auction, the biggest in history, has been described as "lots and lots!"
Mills had been sitting on over a hundred dildos before standing up.
"I lost my leg on a land mine," she told the auctioneer, "because nobody told me there wasn't any gold in those kindergartens."
Battered wives ask to be chucked in the deep fryer.
"This wouldn't happen in a Muslim country," said one leading clerk.
"We'd hail her with rubble."
The auction, the biggest in history, has been described as "lots and lots!"
Mills had been sitting on over a hundred dildos before standing up.
"I lost my leg on a land mine," she told the auctioneer, "because nobody told me there wasn't any gold in those kindergartens."
Battered wives ask to be chucked in the deep fryer.
Left for too long, battered women(pictured) can turn to dough
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