Multi-millionairess Hillary hits her head on the newly installed glass ceiling of her humble domain
June 9th 2008 03:29
The vertically challenged giant of America has suffered a mild concussion after the roof fell in on her when she tried to change a lightbulb on the chandelier.
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb on a chandelier?" paralegals asked her to test the veracity of her concussion.
Her answer, believed to be incorrect, was: "What's being a woman go to do with changing anything?"
The heftily concussed former thirsty lady, believed to be intoxicated, denied claims she was changing anything.
"Hang on," she had earlier told husband Bill as he clutched her legs.
He denied that he had been bad lick for the former farced lady.
"She's worked like a slave for change but they've gone for a slave for a change," Bill said, off on a tangerine.
"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb on a chandelier?" paralegals asked her to test the veracity of her concussion.
Her answer, believed to be incorrect, was: "What's being a woman go to do with changing anything?"
The heftily concussed former thirsty lady, believed to be intoxicated, denied claims she was changing anything.
"Hang on," she had earlier told husband Bill as he clutched her legs.
He denied that he had been bad lick for the former farced lady.
"She's worked like a slave for change but they've gone for a slave for a change," Bill said, off on a tangerine.
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