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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Mum, this soup's a bit rubbery

June 6th 2009 02:16
Consumers are being advised not to eat a certain batch of Campbell's soup, which is being recalled after pieces of rubber were found in some cans.

"We're advising consumers not to eat a certain batch of our soup," a Campbell's spokesperson said through a straw, "We're just trying to recall the one."

Campbell's Country Label Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy is being recalled by some mums as the cause of a funny taste being left in the mouths of kids.

"I seem to recall that the kids had said that it tasted funny," one mum said, sitting on the can, "I just put it down to the turpentine I was mixing in."

The soup in question, now with bits of rubber, is believed to have been labelled by experts, "In case of ingestion induce vomitting. Now with added reason."

"Mum, this soup's a bit rubbery," one little kid said, getting spooned by mum, "It tastes funny like dad's sausage," they said, fumbling around in the dark.

Kellogg's Coco Pops, the result of a marriage between a white and a black man, is being recalled as being advertised as containing the party drug sugar.

"Sugar," Coco Pops told their baby, "You need some of Coco Pops' sweet, sweet sugar, baby," they said, lacing a box with bits of a chewed-up rubber.

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Comment by Janet Collins

June 6th 2009 05:18

Comment by Norm

June 7th 2009 00:28

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 8th 2009 08:39
rubber is totally good for you, its like fibre

when the Japanese put rubber do-dads in your ice tea they call them "jewels" . . . do they have Easy Way in Victoria?

Comment by Norm

June 9th 2009 02:58
I think when they have Runners reduced to clear, they mean boiled down to a transparent synthetic substance.
That could be stretching it a bit.
EW, Easy Way.

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 9th 2009 04:25
pearl tea is to die for

Comment by Norm

June 9th 2009 23:14
A gentleman never forgets to thank the the host.

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 10th 2009 07:22
if i see a gentleman ill be sure to let him know

Comment by Norm

June 11th 2009 00:13

Comment by Morgan Bell

June 11th 2009 02:00

Comment by Norm

June 11th 2009 03:27

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