Mum, this soup's a bit rubbery
June 6th 2009 02:16
Consumers are being advised not to eat a certain batch of Campbell's soup, which is being recalled after pieces of rubber were found in some cans.
"We're advising consumers not to eat a certain batch of our soup," a Campbell's spokesperson said through a straw, "We're just trying to recall the one."
Campbell's Country Label Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy is being recalled by some mums as the cause of a funny taste being left in the mouths of kids.
"I seem to recall that the kids had said that it tasted funny," one mum said, sitting on the can, "I just put it down to the turpentine I was mixing in."
The soup in question, now with bits of rubber, is believed to have been labelled by experts, "In case of ingestion induce vomitting. Now with added reason."
"Mum, this soup's a bit rubbery," one little kid said, getting spooned by mum, "It tastes funny like dad's sausage," they said, fumbling around in the dark.
Kellogg's Coco Pops, the result of a marriage between a white and a black man, is being recalled as being advertised as containing the party drug sugar.
"Sugar," Coco Pops told their baby, "You need some of Coco Pops' sweet, sweet sugar, baby," they said, lacing a box with bits of a chewed-up rubber.
"We're advising consumers not to eat a certain batch of our soup," a Campbell's spokesperson said through a straw, "We're just trying to recall the one."
Campbell's Country Label Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy is being recalled by some mums as the cause of a funny taste being left in the mouths of kids.
"I seem to recall that the kids had said that it tasted funny," one mum said, sitting on the can, "I just put it down to the turpentine I was mixing in."
The soup in question, now with bits of rubber, is believed to have been labelled by experts, "In case of ingestion induce vomitting. Now with added reason."
"Mum, this soup's a bit rubbery," one little kid said, getting spooned by mum, "It tastes funny like dad's sausage," they said, fumbling around in the dark.
Kellogg's Coco Pops, the result of a marriage between a white and a black man, is being recalled as being advertised as containing the party drug sugar.
"Sugar," Coco Pops told their baby, "You need some of Coco Pops' sweet, sweet sugar, baby," they said, lacing a box with bits of a chewed-up rubber.
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when the Japanese put rubber do-dads in your ice tea they call them "jewels" . . . do they have Easy Way in Victoria?
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That could be stretching it a bit.
EW, Easy Way.
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so do i
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