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Muttiah Muralitharan Threatens Legal Action

May 20th 2009 02:00
Freedom of Speech campaigner, Muttiah Muralitharan has threatened court proceedings against his employer for allowing Freedom of Speech.

"If photograph emerge of myself in compromising position, I will pushing ahead with my legal action," Muralitharan said, as he chucked yet another wobbly one.

Muralitharan, campaigning for the rights of oppressed middle-aged Australian men everywhere, has thrown his weight behind the appeal to have the litigous-minded Darrel Hair reinstated.

"The purge of Darrel make me sick," the spinner told cronies, "It like what Stalin did to Dostoyevsky. Except Darrel really appeals to me," he went on.

Muralitharan, a self-confessed Catholic, has carried the can for Hair since the latter was excommunicated from his job, "entertaining people for ages", for calling his boss names.

"Okay, so Darrel call his boss a so-and-so," Muralitharan confessed to his father, "That make what he did justification in advance for his purge done by Stalinist oppressor," he explained.

Muralitharan, a tireless campaigner for the rights of children to have children, has been waging a nasty civil war with Communists from the comfort of his office chair for ages.

"If you think you can do better," Muralitharan threatened, "I'd like to see you dead in a ditch with all other Communist," he said, recounting the triumph of the Vietnam War.

Muralitharan, a staunch advocate of Gandhi, has branded his Capitalist comrades' defeat of Communism as a triumph of violence over violence.

"You look what happen to Neighbours," he explained, turning his attention to Indonesia, "We kill heap of Communist over there. And some them not even Communist!"

Muralitharan, a big spinner, is anticipated to come out swinging over allegations he threatened to try and stop Freedom of Speech by threatening to stop others speaking freely.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

May 20th 2009 02:04

Comment by Norm

May 20th 2009 02:14
If you can judge somebody by the company they keep, there's no judging what kind of person I am...

I lost my co. when the market stalled.

Comment by Chris Champion

May 20th 2009 02:20
I think you've been unusually bold in this post.

Comment by Chris Champion

May 20th 2009 02:21
Bah, I should have read Morgan's comment first. Beaten to the pun!

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 20th 2009 02:26

Comment by Norm

May 20th 2009 02:28
"Beaten to the pun!" makes it all worth while, from where I sit.
That is, behind a screen.

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 20th 2009 02:29
now thats just not cricket

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 20th 2009 02:30

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 20th 2009 02:34
"The purge of Darrel make me sick,"

"That make what he did justification in advance for his purge done by Stalinist oppressor,"

"We kill heap of Communist over there. And some them not even Communist!"

the broken english of this character is very entertaining

plus i just dont feel like myself if i dont quote someone else in a comment

Comment by Norm

May 20th 2009 02:41
I won't disagree.
I'm not that much of a moron.
If I only had one nothing.
I would be complete.
And punished accordingly.


Comment by Morgan Bell

May 20th 2009 03:09
Here we are now.
Entertain us.

Comment by Mountain Fog

May 20th 2009 04:09
So Muralitharan chucks another wobbly... nothing new there!

cheers

fog

Comment by RubySoho

May 20th 2009 09:04
That is definitely the funniest comment I have ever read on Orble.

Just one mistake. It's Purge with a capital 'P'.

Or Purge if you prefer.






Comment by Norm

May 20th 2009 11:35
Morgan, it's okay to eat fish. They don't have any legs.

Fog, it's all in the writ. I mean wrist.
Jelly is wobbly. At least it has some consistency.

Ruby, it's not quote of the week material is it?
I love a good quote. And I quote: $215 for the new pipes, $55 labour, plus GST, plus hidden charges = $317.43 total, plus GST

Comment by RubySoho

May 20th 2009 12:41
Who's a pathetic school girl then?



Comment by Morgan Bell

May 20th 2009 14:23
factual error:

it is The Purge



factual error:

only lesbians and Norm eat fish



hoax alert:

people aged 25-35 can no longer pass for "kiddies", if you dont get asked for ID at the bottle shop, and you have a tertiary education, you are not in kindy . . . it is a false dichotomy to say you are either in the nursing home or in kindy . . . anyone perpetuating this hoax has been accessing activist websites



notice of intent to sue:

ill see you in court!

Comment by Norm

May 20th 2009 23:25
Ruby, It's not fair. They're drawing on my work.

Morgan, Are you going to swear on that Bible? Bloody oath.
The irony, comrade Borden, is that the conditions for The Purge were created by the threat of legal action.
Once that card was on the table, tolerance for Hair became very thin.
In fact, it made Darrel's antics as a "great mind" untenable, considering the history.
Of course, what I meant to say is, it's all your fault.

Comment by RubySoho

May 20th 2009 23:49
In the interests of Free Speech I hereby declare that any future comments made by MM be deleted immediately as Muralitharan has grounds to believe it may be someone else.

But only in the interests of Free Speech may comments be deleted. I repeat, delete the comments in the interests of Free Speech.

Free Speech!

Comment by Norm

May 21st 2009 00:06
You should see Murali with a bat in his hand.
He's out the front of your house, right now.
He's very agricultural, as we say in the trade.




Comment by Morgan Bell

May 21st 2009 17:49
Norm, i hope you are not making a mockery of my book

bigot

my book . . . my book, my book, my book . . . my lovely lady book

i hope you dont mind if i quote Chris Cornell now, actually i dont care if you mind, im incredibly self-absorbed, and i am a souless green goblin, or gobbler, depending on who you ask and how jealous they are at the time

You got pint of blood
You got a losing hand
You put a house of cards
On a hill of sand

Comment by Norm

May 22nd 2009 00:13
I can see you swearing on the Bible.
It's like Romper Room, except I'm calling names.

I'm no jealous.
I mean he can do whateever he like.
I mean, I don't care.





Comment by Morgan Bell

May 22nd 2009 13:18
jealous, out of mind

sorry, out of "my" mind

Comment by Norm

May 22nd 2009 22:39

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