My Apologies For This Break In Regular Programming, Or How To Be Funny Without Trying
January 19th 2010 23:50
A teenage mother has received a visit from the police in a perverse sort of way. Just like Hitler and Stalin failed to realise how offensive they were, a schizophrenic tried to kill his mother over Moral anarchism or Moral nihilism.
Yet you will have to forgive me if they are not boob experts, and neither are they watching a horror movie where you know that is funny but I would not degrade myself by urinating on the memories of good people like Hitler and Stalin.
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Of course we should remember that good people like Hitler and Stalin degenerated into an aimless existence characterised by alcoholism, random meaningless jibes, and Catholicism.
Just like Hitler and Stalin are loved by millions of sweet-toothed customers worldwide, their disgusting behaviour gave “the whole community a bad name” and will never be worthy as we are, always on anti-depressants such as Dairy Milk chocolate bars.
Yet you will have to forgive me if they are not boob experts, and neither are they watching a horror movie where you know that is funny but I would not degrade myself by urinating on the memories of good people like Hitler and Stalin.
Fancy Yourself As An Academic, Scholar or Intellectual?
We Have A Wide Range Of Postures and Stances.
www.myapolotegics.commie
Got A Nose For A Terrorist Agenda?
Smell The Cheese.
www.ready-to-blow.net
Of course we should remember that good people like Hitler and Stalin degenerated into an aimless existence characterised by alcoholism, random meaningless jibes, and Catholicism.
Just like Hitler and Stalin are loved by millions of sweet-toothed customers worldwide, their disgusting behaviour gave “the whole community a bad name” and will never be worthy as we are, always on anti-depressants such as Dairy Milk chocolate bars.
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Objection.
So you admit it.
Can you tell the court what you saw?
Hacked!
Your honour!
Over-ruled!
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