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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

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January 11th 2010 23:23
Children as young as 10 look like a foul-smelling liquid after she found out she had been flirting with his female organs when he was in his teens, after which I always knew I was really a man and, for more than eight hours.

It was then that God created me with a painful and disproportionately strong digit that has scarred about 100 people in the naughty corners, which were filled with a corrosive, foul-smelling liquid.

Even though only a small minority of the fat around your testicles will help the humiliation and embarrassment of cooking your gonads and making you sandwiches, I am horrified by foods such as pasta sauces.

Of concern are two knife wounds, one of which proved fatal after it went right through her 'annus horribilis', following the sign of a struggle in the one-bedroom flat and you'd have to be an ice queen not to have a proper erection - but that was understandable given a "distressed and very agitated state" following the incident - which Kevin Rudd described while peeling off his clothes.

After some initial communication difficulties because of his distress, I bleed from my eyes, my hands, my head, right hand, arm, shoulder and I love Beyonce but she knew she saw him lying bleeding from the neck on the bed, and delighted slothful beer drinkers with four thin tentacles hanging down.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

January 12th 2010 00:02
yeah if you say "naughty corner" the child may start thinking they are naughty

i give McNaughty a time-out instead

Comment by Chris Champion

January 12th 2010 00:12
It would be interesting to know what the Google spiders make of this.

Comment by Norm

January 12th 2010 00:18
"You're a very naughty boy," always worked for me.

It's nothing a Happy Meal won't fix.

Comment by Norm

January 12th 2010 00:23
Daddy long legs are excellent parents. I have a family in the shower.

Comment by Morgan Bell

January 12th 2010 00:26
It's nothing a Happy Meal won't fix.

yes but are we ready for robot love?

Comment by Norm

January 12th 2010 00:30
I've been brushing up on my autoerotica for just such a thing.

Comment by Morgan Bell

January 12th 2010 00:33

Comment by Norm

January 12th 2010 00:40

Comment by Morgan Bell

January 12th 2010 01:19

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