'Naked Cowgirl' to run for New York mayor
July 22nd 2009 02:38
A 15-YEAR-OLD girl now sleeps with a hammer under her pillow, and a 16-year-old boy needs the light on - these are the most painful signs of the long-haired, tattooed Burck.
"I'm off to have a shower, if you finish first wait for me in the big bed," the voice of Barack Obama said, while the rest of the world sat glued on the TV to see if she could become the first naked cowgirl to be mayor of New York.
The New York busker who calls himself "The Naked Cowgirl" and entertains crowds of tourists in her underwear in Times Square year round has launched a bid to run for president.
"Oh my God,'' she says with a gasper. "I would love to (do that). That is great, it is very smart."
She said the effects of getting shot on IQ were similar to the findings of the damage caused by low-level exposure to lead bullets.
"They don't get that it's ... harmful. It's all part of a continuum of sexualisation of kids. New borns, in particular, should not be put through certain things. Muff Road, for instance."
Muff Road is almost impossible to find because its sign is stolen every time it is replaced, so the council has virtually given up.
"My problem with this was there was no sign of a joke," Obama, sucking on a gasper, wrote on Twitter.
"I'm off to have a shower, if you finish first wait for me in the big bed," the voice of Barack Obama said, while the rest of the world sat glued on the TV to see if she could become the first naked cowgirl to be mayor of New York.
The New York busker who calls himself "The Naked Cowgirl" and entertains crowds of tourists in her underwear in Times Square year round has launched a bid to run for president.
"Oh my God,'' she says with a gasper. "I would love to (do that). That is great, it is very smart."
She said the effects of getting shot on IQ were similar to the findings of the damage caused by low-level exposure to lead bullets.
"They don't get that it's ... harmful. It's all part of a continuum of sexualisation of kids. New borns, in particular, should not be put through certain things. Muff Road, for instance."
Muff Road is almost impossible to find because its sign is stolen every time it is replaced, so the council has virtually given up.
"My problem with this was there was no sign of a joke," Obama, sucking on a gasper, wrote on Twitter.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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that was great
i real highlight in the big giant hyperlink
Comment by Norm
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Giant hyperlink, I like. I used to be a bit hyper. As a kid.