NERO FIDDLED WITH HIS 'OLD FELLA'
December 30th 2007 23:57
Legendary leader Nero has told journalists that while Rome burned he dueted with his "wrinkly old fella".
The now deceased "old fella" has told necromantics to go and get a life as part of his campaign of Zombie horror.
Historians, most of whom love nothing more than some fiddling with their own fathers, believe that to harp on endlessly is music to our rears.
"Dried prunes are better," said Nero's father, "but just give me brains."
Brains are the staple of most sharp-pencils.
2B or 4B, that is, which pencil should I use to shove up my nostril and into my brain?
Brains are a grave matter, believe most necronuerologists.
The now deceased "old fella" has told necromantics to go and get a life as part of his campaign of Zombie horror.
Historians, most of whom love nothing more than some fiddling with their own fathers, believe that to harp on endlessly is music to our rears.
"Dried prunes are better," said Nero's father, "but just give me brains."
Brains are the staple of most sharp-pencils.
2B or 4B, that is, which pencil should I use to shove up my nostril and into my brain?
Brains are a grave matter, believe most necronuerologists.
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