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Net addict son 'beaten to death' at camp

August 5th 2009 02:40
A teenager was reportedly beaten to death by trainers at a rehabilitation camp in China where his parents had sent him to cure his internet addiction.

Deputy commissioner Owens says he is pleased with the success of the program so far.

He was wearing a long-sleeved blue shirt with black pants and was carrying a black satchel with blue stripes.

"Everyday police across the state deal with consumers and respond to incidents," Mr Owens said in a statement on Wednesday.

"Having lost John Foreman, Kyle Sandilands and Mathison himself, we are getting a little nervous," he said.

But four women eventually showed up to humiliate the man, who ended up with his penis glued to his belly in a bizarre plot to punish him .

He then headed back to Sydney and took the day off work on Home and Away.

His employment prospects in the fast-food industry look good, with two McDonald's managers saying they'd be keen to employ him.

But they told The Seattle Times that instinct took over when a thin man in a beanie cap, dark clothing and sunglasses demanded money.

He was also angered during the chicken debate.


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Comment by Brandon 2

August 5th 2009 03:08
LOL. Another excellent and confusing array of news stories that combine to make one hilarious story that makes absolutely no sense but is funny anyway.

Comment by Norm

August 5th 2009 03:26
Thanks, Brandon.

You should see the letters I write. I cut out each letter to make whole words and sentences. It certainly keeps a newspaper over my head. A roof, I mean.


Comment by damian

August 5th 2009 04:59
I think they should send all internet addicted teenagers to eat at the KFC Villawood store. That would soon sort them out.

Comment by Morgan Bell

August 5th 2009 18:46
You should see the letters I write. I cut out each letter to make whole words and sentences.

yeah could you stop sending me those

thanks

Comment by Norm

August 6th 2009 01:29
damo, there's only one known cure for net addiction, or Pat Rafter Syndrome, and that's a passing shot.

Morgan, I have a handwriting expert who I'm prepared to produce. She's already made it in Broadway.

Comment by Morgan Bell

August 6th 2009 14:53

Comment by Norm

August 7th 2009 00:32

Comment by Morgan Bell

August 7th 2009 18:50
duty of care, Norm
duty of care

Comment by Norm

August 7th 2009 23:58

Comment by Morgan Bell

August 8th 2009 07:37

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