Nobel winner slams Bible as 'handbook of bad morals'
October 20th 2009 01:07
A row broke out in Portugal on Monday after a Nobel Prize-winning author denounced the Bible as "a dark liquid trickling from the old and rusty fridge".
He noticed a handbook of bad morals, which was also giving out a foul smell, leading him to the grisly find.
The book depicted Jesus losing his virginity to Mary Magdalene and being used by God to control the world.
The son told social workers that his father had jumped on the girl from behind, pushed her face into the sand and punched her in the head.
He was dressed only in underwear and had been found along with some wine bottles and a few comic books.
Internet contact was made between the father, son and "Carly" and that dialogue continued right up until her death.
In January 2007, the father visited me in Adelaide and bought me hundreds of dollars worth of clothing including a corset and lingerie.
Roman Catholic Church leaders accused the 86-year-old of a publicity stunt.
"I thought he was deeply in love with him, absolutely besotted by him," Barry said.
He noticed a handbook of bad morals, which was also giving out a foul smell, leading him to the grisly find.
The book depicted Jesus losing his virginity to Mary Magdalene and being used by God to control the world.
The son told social workers that his father had jumped on the girl from behind, pushed her face into the sand and punched her in the head.
He was dressed only in underwear and had been found along with some wine bottles and a few comic books.
Internet contact was made between the father, son and "Carly" and that dialogue continued right up until her death.
In January 2007, the father visited me in Adelaide and bought me hundreds of dollars worth of clothing including a corset and lingerie.
Roman Catholic Church leaders accused the 86-year-old of a publicity stunt.
"I thought he was deeply in love with him, absolutely besotted by him," Barry said.
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pardon my french
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Don't make me have to correct you.
Want some crap art on your fridge?
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Call me a hypocrite again and you be hearing from my solicitor.
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How do you explain this: ","?
It looks like a comma but know that can't be.
You madam, are a hacker. Why right now, aboard the Cruiseship Prabatahatakaranakara I have a gig lined up. Time to pack my bags. I've got some singing do.
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Seriously.
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Here's one of meme favourites: the inability to openly debate an issue. That's why I'll never openly admit I'm Catholic. Abortions for everyone!
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Duty of Care.
Bigot.
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Dawkinites are so funny.
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Ad hominem attacks are so funny, bigots, ass-monkeys and hacks.
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