Norm Donates Week's Adsense Earnings To Disaster Victims
February 12th 2009 00:18
An overwhelming act of generosity has once again shown the world's funniest man's hopelessly sanctimonious rivals up as the fraudulent profiteerers upon other people's misery who hopelessly and sanctimoniously rival other people's misery. That they are.
"In conjunction with other big businessness who are coming to the aid of these poor victims as a means to promote themselves as benign, I would like to put in my two cents worth," I, cynical as the day is longing, said, speaking quite laterally.
The Commonwealth Bank, using this opportunity to advertise themselves as just another business offering people a service, have seen profits increase by 9% and, naturally enough, see it as a disaster to downsize to the tune of 200 people.
"In Victoria's history we have never seen so many people with lightly coloured skin turned into people with slightly darker skin than in this disaster," said one young lady who was suffering a little bit of death after lying in a tanning bed.
The natives of Victoria, people of no fixed abode, are thankful that Norm, a manager with no needle on his compass, can get around this difficult matter with the delicate touch of a butcher and ask his rivals: how can anyone even type one word on it?
"In conjunction with other big businessness who are coming to the aid of these poor victims as a means to promote themselves as benign, I would like to put in my two cents worth," I, cynical as the day is longing, said, speaking quite laterally.
The Commonwealth Bank, using this opportunity to advertise themselves as just another business offering people a service, have seen profits increase by 9% and, naturally enough, see it as a disaster to downsize to the tune of 200 people.
"In Victoria's history we have never seen so many people with lightly coloured skin turned into people with slightly darker skin than in this disaster," said one young lady who was suffering a little bit of death after lying in a tanning bed.
The natives of Victoria, people of no fixed abode, are thankful that Norm, a manager with no needle on his compass, can get around this difficult matter with the delicate touch of a butcher and ask his rivals: how can anyone even type one word on it?
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