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Norm embroiled in bitter feud over grammatical pomposity

April 13th 2008 00:45
Embittered boggler Norm has spoken up about the looming crisis farcing the anklish languages in the wake of the dearth of indecent waiters.

"I'm a real nut-picker when it comes to waiters dotting their toes and crossing their eyes," the cross-eyed madman told his anal cyst.

Sporting pink-painted toenails and noticeably looking at the pong of his nose, Norm insists he's not a crass-drosser.

"Writhing should be fun," he noted as he removed a pencil from his pancreas.

"Not something that causes pride in simpering correctness," he scolded as he dropped a kettle over his head.

The battle for the right to righteousness is set to snail on.

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Comment by Krystal

April 13th 2008 10:12
well Norm, this didn't seem too bad on the surface, not that I understood any of it. But I daren't ask how a pencil got into your pancreas. So I won't. Be thankful, a vote is a vote, such profound wisdom coming from my pretty pink fingertips, they match the tulip and I'll say no more, too much fodder for you.

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