Norm Finds Himself Very Wealthy
March 14th 2009 01:47
The world's most popular and successful man Norm, has been announced as the world's wealthiest man after finding his pathetic inner life to be of more value than anything material.
"Nobody can ever take my riches away from me and what's more the richer I grow, the closer I come to finding a woman with whom I can share my wealth with," the tycoon said, wiping his arse with a fiver.
"The kind of woman I'm looking for is an abundant source of wealth. I just want to tap it. The greatest wealth is found deep within. Oil doesn't grow on trees," Norm, who inherited his fortune, said.
"When I acquire her as mine own, I'll be investing all my hard-inherited into increasing our wealth. I may even decide to share it with those less fortunate. The materialistic, for instance," he said, counting his change.
"I haven't always been so wealthy. When I lost all I had, I hit rock bottom. It's at rock bottom that I started digging down. That's my secret. I never went for the surface," the oxygen deprived idiot said.
"I think I was fortunate that I just happened to be stubborn enough to keep digging in the same spot even after I'd found nothing. I dug so far I emerged on the opposite side," the Chinese national said.
"Needless to say, people with eyes in their pockets won't be able to appreciate my fortune. I think the best they can hope for is a glimpse of their private parts," the voyueristic pauper said.
"Nobody can ever take my riches away from me and what's more the richer I grow, the closer I come to finding a woman with whom I can share my wealth with," the tycoon said, wiping his arse with a fiver.
"The kind of woman I'm looking for is an abundant source of wealth. I just want to tap it. The greatest wealth is found deep within. Oil doesn't grow on trees," Norm, who inherited his fortune, said.
"When I acquire her as mine own, I'll be investing all my hard-inherited into increasing our wealth. I may even decide to share it with those less fortunate. The materialistic, for instance," he said, counting his change.
"I haven't always been so wealthy. When I lost all I had, I hit rock bottom. It's at rock bottom that I started digging down. That's my secret. I never went for the surface," the oxygen deprived idiot said.
"I think I was fortunate that I just happened to be stubborn enough to keep digging in the same spot even after I'd found nothing. I dug so far I emerged on the opposite side," the Chinese national said.
"Needless to say, people with eyes in their pockets won't be able to appreciate my fortune. I think the best they can hope for is a glimpse of their private parts," the voyueristic pauper said.
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