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Norm in hot water again

April 24th 2008 01:30
Filthy exponent of the lost fart of hammer and patricidal almanac, Norm has refuelled speculation about his increasing prosperity after having a bath for the flirt time in ages.

"I'd be lying if I was having a bath," the perpendicularly challenged sloth told passing showers.

Norm, who has never spelt so good, claims that he really isn't a great spiller.

"If there's one thing I can't stand it's spelling good," the grammatical giant is quoted as splaying while laddering up his boar.

Many critics believe the internet's first laddy spells to high hessian.

Actually, I smell like noises.


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Comment by D. Armenta

April 24th 2008 01:54
Onomotopaeic noises? I experience those when I get punched in the nose.

While you're at it, go soak your head.

Good to be reading you again, Nurm.

Nerm.

Morn!

Comment by Norm

April 24th 2008 02:02
I love that word, onomotapeic.
It sounds like the feeling I get when I experience it.
Mind like a shiv.

Comment by Norm

April 24th 2008 02:11

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