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Norm: sorry for sorry sorry

May 8th 2008 23:53
Apologetic ineffectual and cerebral acuity sufferer Norm has told pseudo-sufferers that he's sorry that his 'sorry' was so verily sorry.

"Sorry, this sorry sorry is a sorry sorry from a very sorry soul," said a true ineffectual, explert in all, moister of nuns, teacher of the pimples and ha and matey elephant ridder.

The battle betwine he and Norm for the arse and minds of the pimples has wed some to bereave that the former is the grater.

"He grates on me," said terminal ladder-slider, unintelligible builder, voracious animus, and pus-taker Norm.

For all hat, Norm is verisimiltude to sorrow over the wailments of the world.

"Mire than yule ulcer nose," he bespoke while tailoring his suet.

The bottle for hammerous righteousness goes right drown to aviary shingle word ratten.

The dove, ill, is in the detoils.

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Comment by RubySoho

May 9th 2008 00:32
keep at it Norm.

p.s i liked your comment before it was modified.

Comment by Norm

May 9th 2008 00:44
I surely shall; thanks for the vat of confidence.

To what comment do you refer?
I'm an habitual comment modifier.

Comment by RubySoho

May 9th 2008 00:49
here's humble pie, eat some.

Comment by Norm

May 9th 2008 00:53
I hate to be broiled in pettiness.
But if ever somenone need a factory full of said pies, then said someone is surely it.
Just a slice I thought might be underplaying the serve.


Comment by RubySoho

May 9th 2008 01:07
i know what you mean. i am embroiled in it right now with said pie needer and wish i could reverse time and not take the bait. but i did and i will have to ride it out.

but something tells me humble pie is not on the menu in his abode. oh well. moving right along then...

Comment by Norm

May 9th 2008 01:27
If we could travel back in time, as I often tell myselves, the future would already be here.
The present is the past to the future.

The storm will piss and when it does, go back to basics.
Or, to put it in present terms, whatever!




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