Norm Stands Up Against Comic Relief
November 2nd 2008 23:15
Professor of Drama at the Institute for the Clinically Inane and lifelong patroniser of the artists, Norm has weighed into the debate about what constitutes Comedy with a stunning display of his own errant thinking.
"I'm here to say that I'm against Comic Relief. It's either all a joke or none of it is. There is no middleground," Norm, standing in the middle of Tragedy and Comedy, stood up and told the fans who were expecting a fit of laughter.
"This way to the fitting room," he said, as he thought for a moment and clarified some butter before launching a viscous attack on the sentences of others. "The idea that comedy should be infused with tragedy makes me want to laugh until I cry. The other way around," the Professor lectured his strides.
His strides, a fabulous pair of threadbare numbers with a pair of pockets here and a seam running through his anus and up through his scrotum and up to the very tip of his unmentionable, have taken on tragic proportions.
"If they could, they'd probably want me to fly by something other than the seat of themselves," the Prof demonstrated for the adoring whores. "Strides have been made for man to wear and that's that!" he empathised.
"How can I demonstrate how I feel about Comedy relieving Tragedy?" the classically trained blower of his own strumpet mused, before regurgitating something he had long since thought he had passed.
"Comedy through Tragedy. Tragedy through Comedy." he projectiled, "Not a bit of Comedy in the background of a Tragedy or vice versa," the latin-lover crooned, as the adoring whores' undies took fright and lauded the stooge.
Tragedy and Comedy, alternating ends of the Dramatic Art, are, it has been speculated, just two masks, one weeping and one laughing; they have as much to do with real life as the markings of a savage predator, I'm asking.
"I'm here to say that I'm against Comic Relief. It's either all a joke or none of it is. There is no middleground," Norm, standing in the middle of Tragedy and Comedy, stood up and told the fans who were expecting a fit of laughter.
"This way to the fitting room," he said, as he thought for a moment and clarified some butter before launching a viscous attack on the sentences of others. "The idea that comedy should be infused with tragedy makes me want to laugh until I cry. The other way around," the Professor lectured his strides.
His strides, a fabulous pair of threadbare numbers with a pair of pockets here and a seam running through his anus and up through his scrotum and up to the very tip of his unmentionable, have taken on tragic proportions.
"If they could, they'd probably want me to fly by something other than the seat of themselves," the Prof demonstrated for the adoring whores. "Strides have been made for man to wear and that's that!" he empathised.
"How can I demonstrate how I feel about Comedy relieving Tragedy?" the classically trained blower of his own strumpet mused, before regurgitating something he had long since thought he had passed.
"Comedy through Tragedy. Tragedy through Comedy." he projectiled, "Not a bit of Comedy in the background of a Tragedy or vice versa," the latin-lover crooned, as the adoring whores' undies took fright and lauded the stooge.
Tragedy and Comedy, alternating ends of the Dramatic Art, are, it has been speculated, just two masks, one weeping and one laughing; they have as much to do with real life as the markings of a savage predator, I'm asking.
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Comment by RubySoho
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Ghee wizz, you're a talented bloke!
Comment by Norm
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I'm pretty sure the adults found it charming to see a kid beating a wine-glass of cream with a metal spoon until such time as it turned to butter.
"There's some in the fridge, you little freak
Comment by David Edwards
That is a stunning display of errant thinking - from the latin crooner.
Comment by Norm
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Always a pleasure.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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i just dont think we use the word "inane" nearly enough, hats off to you sir for bringing about the comeback of the punchy little word!
Comment by Janet Collins
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Comment by Anonymous
Butter'd your fat eh?
Comment by Norm
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Janet, it's taken me tears to get here. Tears and tears. I like what Balzac wrote about tears. I paraphrase but it goes a little something like this: "This drama(his novel) will cost you many public tears (of the page)."
That tears it!
Anony, I've read nothing to say it's not natural.
Cheers.
Comment by Morgan Bell
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Comment by damian
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Comment by Norm
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damian, they make the mirror look a lot bigger in the ads. The good thing is that every McTragedy sold, McDonald's will donate an organiser to the terminally tardy. The deal runs out in a few days. Plenty of time. To miss out.
Cheers.