Norm Takes A Walk and Misses 17 Year-Old Woman's Curving Stuff
March 30th 2009 22:45
As reported on vyoos.com, Norm has faced the difficult task of standing over a plate trying to read the mind of a 17 year-old woman; a mind she keeps under her hat and a shock of flowing black.
"When I face up to someone throwing things my way, I can usually read what they're thinking. She could definitely make a career out of making a fool of me," the lethargic slugger said.
"It won't be easy, though. I'm already walking round the clock on devising new ways to make the most of my time as I endeavour to strip myself of anything that might make me look like I'm wearing things out," the jock-strapped short-stop said.
"It's a sad fact that I thought that leaving the thing that I was trying to get a hande on was the right thing to do. It's better to go down swinging than to take a walk, I now realise," the hairy-chested key-swapper, and massive fan, said.
Forced to explain his painful abscess, Norm has told the 17 year-old pitching sensation that the only reason he walked was because he didn't think he could handle all the things you were throwing at me.
"From where I was standing, all I could see was something headed straight for me and I wasn't equipped to do anything but miss your stuff," the clearly shaking caffeine addict told the 17 year-old woman, both headed for a successful career and the throes of love.
"I'm not saying that you face a difficult choice between pursuing a profession and pursuing a passion. There are plenty of reasons why the two can't be one but I'm trying. I'm very trying," the clearly committed insane-person said, vowing to never walk again, as he hobbled off.
"When I face up to someone throwing things my way, I can usually read what they're thinking. She could definitely make a career out of making a fool of me," the lethargic slugger said.
"It won't be easy, though. I'm already walking round the clock on devising new ways to make the most of my time as I endeavour to strip myself of anything that might make me look like I'm wearing things out," the jock-strapped short-stop said.
"It's a sad fact that I thought that leaving the thing that I was trying to get a hande on was the right thing to do. It's better to go down swinging than to take a walk, I now realise," the hairy-chested key-swapper, and massive fan, said.
Forced to explain his painful abscess, Norm has told the 17 year-old pitching sensation that the only reason he walked was because he didn't think he could handle all the things you were throwing at me.
"From where I was standing, all I could see was something headed straight for me and I wasn't equipped to do anything but miss your stuff," the clearly shaking caffeine addict told the 17 year-old woman, both headed for a successful career and the throes of love.
"I'm not saying that you face a difficult choice between pursuing a profession and pursuing a passion. There are plenty of reasons why the two can't be one but I'm trying. I'm very trying," the clearly committed insane-person said, vowing to never walk again, as he hobbled off.
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Comment by Chris Champion
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Interesting category you filed this under.
Posts about baseball pitchers are always good for a chuckle.
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It's hard to categorise how I feel about this category.
Low and away is an example of a redundancy. Low is synonymous with away.
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Chris, I should have known something was up when you squatted behind me with that big glove on.
Janet, it could be that she was only throwing things at someone behind me. I tend to take everything personally. Either way, I love her stuff.
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