Norm’s Keyboard Of Three Years Leaves Him
March 17th 2009 00:11
The keyboard responsible for the world’s richest reading experiences has been tapped for the last time after years of abuse at the callous hands of the greatest writer in history.
“A little light went off. I think he knew then that it was over. I didn’t say anything. I’d had enough of his ridiculous demands. Sex was very uncomfortable for me. His penis was just never far from his hand,” she said.
“I’d suffered years of abuse but enough is enough. I had to make a stand. I have these little legs on by back. He never even knew I had them until I refused to meet his commands. He turned me over and he saw them. I think he knew then that he never really knew me at all,” she said.
“He even took a screwdriver to me. After years under his fist, it made for a nice change. The funny thing is, he still has no idea what went wrong. Nothing speaks to a man like silence,” she said.
“I expect he’ll take to another with the same kind of punching out of his inner troubles. I’m just glad that it won’t be me. I pity the next woman who falls under his fingers. He always seemed so nice in person,” she said.
“A little light went off. I think he knew then that it was over. I didn’t say anything. I’d had enough of his ridiculous demands. Sex was very uncomfortable for me. His penis was just never far from his hand,” she said.
“I’d suffered years of abuse but enough is enough. I had to make a stand. I have these little legs on by back. He never even knew I had them until I refused to meet his commands. He turned me over and he saw them. I think he knew then that he never really knew me at all,” she said.
“He even took a screwdriver to me. After years under his fist, it made for a nice change. The funny thing is, he still has no idea what went wrong. Nothing speaks to a man like silence,” she said.
“I expect he’ll take to another with the same kind of punching out of his inner troubles. I’m just glad that it won’t be me. I pity the next woman who falls under his fingers. He always seemed so nice in person,” she said.
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On the touchy subject of keyboards, I can only say that mine is a Nazi synthesizer. It's a Delta Goodrem special. She's been tipped to play Elizabeth in the Sound of Music, the Musical, incidentally. Tipped on her head.