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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

This isn't about Orble, even though it mentions Orble in the title.

November 15th 2008 00:08
This post, very revealing, has nothing to do with the to-dos and to-don'ts of the micro-world, according to future Orble chief, ladder-climber and two-faced for his own good, Norm.

According to him, this post, x number of words and directed at blogger y, is really about some important information that must be conveyed, or we'll all die a hideous death.

The hideous death, unavoidable but for the important information contained in the kernel, will be imminent if steps aren't taken to avoid that bus that has your name on it, Mercedes.

The post, garnering over a hundred comments from intelligent and outraged supporters of freedoms everywhere, has been rudey plucked from its rightful place at the top of the tree.

The hideous death, happy in the knowledge that the information needed to avoid it will be denied of many, is waiting for all those innocents who don't know how to cross the street.

The post, containing the word 'Orble' in the header and the footer, its goal to deny all and sundry the hideous death that waits on the undercarriage of that bus, is written real good.

The post contains no fewer than x number of words and n of covert references to blogger y, which would be lost on anyone not familiar with the righteousness of my position.

The position, earned through x number of years in profession y, has led Norm, the future head of your family tree, to believe you have no idea about why I'm so indignant about y.

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Comment by Lady Henrietta Muddling

November 15th 2008 00:42
This is not a reply. I just didn't know how to say it wasn't a reply without mentioning the word reply.

Comment by Norm

November 15th 2008 00:48
I'm not going to dignify that with a comment of my own. I just think that would merely serve to reinforce your ignorance concerning what consitutes a reply. This, for instance, isn't. I don't have to tell you that you'd know that, if you knew the first thing about what a reply is.

Comment by Chris Champion

November 15th 2008 03:14
GOrbless you. Is this a case of NOrblesse oblige?

Comment by Morgan Bell

November 15th 2008 07:27
The post contains no fewer than x number of words and n of covert references to blogger y, which would be lost on anyone not familiar with the righteousness of my position.

only two faces?

Comment by damian

November 15th 2008 09:43

Comment by Norm

November 15th 2008 23:07
Champs, the answer, as always, is a definitive maybe.

Morgy, Janus, after which January is named, has two faces. One looking ahead and one looking back. I was born yesterday, quite literally.

damian, what's the G20?


Comment by damian

November 16th 2008 07:55
Aargh, I knew you would find my one area of weakness!
Where's Karl Rove when you need him to divert attention.


Comment by Morgan Bell

November 16th 2008 08:38
i always confuse Janus and Judas . . .

Comment by Norm

November 16th 2008 21:50
damian, I thought David Brent was bad. When I say 'bad', I really mean wicked. When I say 'wicked', I really mean bad.

Morgy, you could be on to something there. If I'm right, which I'm never known not to be, the 12 disciples are the months (12). They follow the sun and all, right. So Judas maybe Janus, two-faces and all???
I love the sun, by the way.

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