Obama's Facebook warning: watch out for 'stupid' posts
September 9th 2009 02:51
President Barack Obama had a blunt status update for America's permanently wired youth on Tuesday: your Facebook postings could come back to haunt you.
''They get out of sight … [and] most of them have a toilet roll tucked away,'' he told journalists in Darwin. ''They're shitting on a sacred site.''
He said workers, especially young staff, needed to be properly trained to operate nail guns, which have sensitive triggers that can be easily activated.
"This is indoctrination, pure and simple, into the cult of Barack Obama, and we are opposed to that," he said.
The President did win support from the Republican side of the aisle, as former first lady Laura Bush backed his right, as head of state, to be a woman.
She did not require medical treatment, The Daily Telegraph reports.
Her family is of Polish origin, a country where many of the worst Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz, were located.
"It's amazing how, in order to accept her, we have to turn her into our stereotypical image of what a woman should be," Colleen Lowe Morna of the advocacy group Gender Links said in The Times newspaper.
"One day I'd like to move to the country and spend my days making jam and baking cakes," she said.
Two years later, still posing as a woman, he set a new world high jump record for women of 1.70m - but was disqualified after a doctor discovered that he had strapped up his genitals.
Stun guns, cannabis, ecstasy, pills, a large sum of cash and a handgun and ammunition were seized, police said.
''They get out of sight … [and] most of them have a toilet roll tucked away,'' he told journalists in Darwin. ''They're shitting on a sacred site.''
He said workers, especially young staff, needed to be properly trained to operate nail guns, which have sensitive triggers that can be easily activated.
"This is indoctrination, pure and simple, into the cult of Barack Obama, and we are opposed to that," he said.
The President did win support from the Republican side of the aisle, as former first lady Laura Bush backed his right, as head of state, to be a woman.
She did not require medical treatment, The Daily Telegraph reports.
Her family is of Polish origin, a country where many of the worst Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz, were located.
"It's amazing how, in order to accept her, we have to turn her into our stereotypical image of what a woman should be," Colleen Lowe Morna of the advocacy group Gender Links said in The Times newspaper.
"One day I'd like to move to the country and spend my days making jam and baking cakes," she said.
Two years later, still posing as a woman, he set a new world high jump record for women of 1.70m - but was disqualified after a doctor discovered that he had strapped up his genitals.
Stun guns, cannabis, ecstasy, pills, a large sum of cash and a handgun and ammunition were seized, police said.
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Jesus, you think this is fun. You should see me naked.
Glad you liked it
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its way past your bedtime young man
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Ruby, actually, I think strapping up the genitals would have obvious advantages in the high jump. Could be us whacky Chermans were onto something, again. Although we called it the high step.
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you know, someone who actually was lying
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wtf?
so many loons . . .
how can people be so uneducated they dont realise medicare, pensions, public schools, public hospitals, veterans services, and welfare payments are government funded?
i notice a lot of americans claim to be libertarians, i just think well i hope you dont drive on the roads or purchase any products delivered by road . . . we are a social species, we are all connected whether you like it or not
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I also can't believe the amount of those protesters who held anti-abortion placards as they marched alongside fellow idiots who wrote things like "hands off this body" on their torsos......aiiiiya!
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