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Obama's Facebook warning: watch out for 'stupid' posts

September 9th 2009 02:51
President Barack Obama had a blunt status update for America's permanently wired youth on Tuesday: your Facebook postings could come back to haunt you.

''They get out of sight … [and] most of them have a toilet roll tucked away,'' he told journalists in Darwin. ''They're shitting on a sacred site.''

He said workers, especially young staff, needed to be properly trained to operate nail guns, which have sensitive triggers that can be easily activated.

"This is indoctrination, pure and simple, into the cult of Barack Obama, and we are opposed to that," he said.

The President did win support from the Republican side of the aisle, as former first lady Laura Bush backed his right, as head of state, to be a woman.

She did not require medical treatment, The Daily Telegraph reports.

Her family is of Polish origin, a country where many of the worst Nazi concentration camps, including Auschwitz, were located.

"It's amazing how, in order to accept her, we have to turn her into our stereotypical image of what a woman should be," Colleen Lowe Morna of the advocacy group Gender Links said in The Times newspaper.

"One day I'd like to move to the country and spend my days making jam and baking cakes," she said.

Two years later, still posing as a woman, he set a new world high jump record for women of 1.70m - but was disqualified after a doctor discovered that he had strapped up his genitals.

Stun guns, cannabis, ecstasy, pills, a large sum of cash and a handgun and ammunition were seized, police said.

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Comment by Morgan Bell

September 9th 2009 06:35
a stun gun hidden in your genitals, what a shocking idea

Comment by JESUS

September 9th 2009 06:42
This is so odd ! how fun indeed, fun ,fun indeed.

Comment by Norm

September 9th 2009 11:56
Morgan, if I strapped up mine to jump for Germany, I'd definitely get my ecstasy.

Jesus, you think this is fun. You should see me naked.
Glad you liked it

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 9th 2009 14:16
the Ecstasy of Saint Norman

its way past your bedtime young man

Comment by RubySoho

September 9th 2009 22:21
For three years he lived the life of a girl. It was most dull.



Comment by Norm

September 10th 2009 00:38
Morgan, in Germany, where I'm from, we take drugs to enhance our feelings of earrnestness, we call it earnestness. Oh, and I was only up because I was coming down. I was fixing the aerial.

Ruby, actually, I think strapping up the genitals would have obvious advantages in the high jump. Could be us whacky Chermans were onto something, again. Although we called it the high step.


Comment by Wilson Pon

September 10th 2009 10:42
Norm, I'm sure there will be a lot of controversial are going to be show out in the near future...

Comment by Norm

September 10th 2009 21:04
What gets me is that some neo-con artists think Obama is the anti-Christ. He's only Satan himself.

Comment by RubySoho

September 10th 2009 22:00
For God's sake keep him away from the schools. Think of the children. The children!

Comment by Norm

September 10th 2009 22:22
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was when he made Sarah Palin disappear. Think of her poor children.

Comment by RubySoho

September 10th 2009 22:33
Poor children? Why, did they disappear along with her. Now those are four kids who would be glad to be left behind.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 12th 2009 16:05

Comment by RubySoho

September 12th 2009 23:46
haha. i loved the look on Biden's face in that clip. It's the face of a disappointed dad whose unruly child has once again embarassed him. I swear, the more I follow US politics the nuttier the conservatives seem to get.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 13th 2009 09:16
rude and ignorant, i wonder if Wilson ever stood up during a Bush speech and said "you lie!"?

you know, someone who actually was lying

Comment by RubySoho

September 13th 2009 10:49
my favourite was the top hat wearing douchemaster at one of those stupid town hall meetings who thundered that he would be damned if he would lose his social security because of socialism. Yes, he really did.

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 13th 2009 14:44
he would lose his social security because of socialism

wtf?

so many loons . . .

how can people be so uneducated they dont realise medicare, pensions, public schools, public hospitals, veterans services, and welfare payments are government funded?

i notice a lot of americans claim to be libertarians, i just think well i hope you dont drive on the roads or purchase any products delivered by road . . . we are a social species, we are all connected whether you like it or not

Comment by RubySoho

September 13th 2009 21:51
I just can't believe there are so many of them who are so proud of the fact they would prefer their fellow Americans to die rather than fund their insurance through the tax system.

I also can't believe the amount of those protesters who held anti-abortion placards as they marched alongside fellow idiots who wrote things like "hands off this body" on their torsos......aiiiiya!

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 14th 2009 03:59
i-ro-ny
[ahy-ruh-nee, ahy-er-]
noun

1. An American "conservative"

see also: contradiction

Comment by RubySoho

September 14th 2009 12:38
As Bill Maher said, it was the "million moron march". not that a million people turned up, "some got confused and went to washington state".

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