Obama's pick for White House chief unsettles Arabs
November 14th 2008 22:42
BEIRUT - Barack Obama's election as U.S. president cheered many Arabs and Iranians driven to anger or despair by George W. Bush's policies over the past eight years.
But his appointment of Judge Paula Abdul as the new chief of the White House has many Arabs calling for their camels in what they see as a move described by some as 'a move that's a bit hard to describe'.
The problem for Senator Obama is that Paula Abdul, a supreme Judge, is capable of many unusual moves which Arabs, content to sit around smoking and plotting soap-operas, see as 'unworkable'.
On paper the moves of Abdul are extremely innovative, but it's her face, worse than 'a-hit-and-run', that have many Iranians calling for others to 'clean up their act' and, the repatriation of Judge Marcia Hines.
While this seems a step in the right direction, many Arabs, counting the cost of wearing white, are convinced that Judge Hines, in favour of public beheadings, will bring 'much needed' coffee to the table.
The dilemma Obama faces is that Judge Hines, 'a throat like a strangler's forearm', will not return to the country of her origin for fear of her livelihood, which she has used to keep her daughter in her shadow.
Naturally enough, the Arabs and Iranians, calling for coffee, are not interested in the plight of a pair of Judges, Abdul and Hines, who they believe are 'behind the move' to ban their right to cut your head off.
But his appointment of Judge Paula Abdul as the new chief of the White House has many Arabs calling for their camels in what they see as a move described by some as 'a move that's a bit hard to describe'.
The problem for Senator Obama is that Paula Abdul, a supreme Judge, is capable of many unusual moves which Arabs, content to sit around smoking and plotting soap-operas, see as 'unworkable'.
On paper the moves of Abdul are extremely innovative, but it's her face, worse than 'a-hit-and-run', that have many Iranians calling for others to 'clean up their act' and, the repatriation of Judge Marcia Hines.
While this seems a step in the right direction, many Arabs, counting the cost of wearing white, are convinced that Judge Hines, in favour of public beheadings, will bring 'much needed' coffee to the table.
The dilemma Obama faces is that Judge Hines, 'a throat like a strangler's forearm', will not return to the country of her origin for fear of her livelihood, which she has used to keep her daughter in her shadow.
Naturally enough, the Arabs and Iranians, calling for coffee, are not interested in the plight of a pair of Judges, Abdul and Hines, who they believe are 'behind the move' to ban their right to cut your head off.
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Umm....trying to imagine that one!
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Comment by Norm
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Morg, straight up now, is it going to be you and me forever, or am I caught in a hit-and-ruuuuuuuuuuun?
I'll get the plates
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Wouldn't like to get my love caught
In the slammin' door
Are you more than hot for me
Or am I a page in your history-book
I don't mean to make demands
But the word and the deed go hand in hand
How about some information--please
this is how i feel about you too Norm, there might be an announcement on the evening news soon stating "Morgan Bell's stalker has been found dead, it was believed to be a hit and run"
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She should get a statue or something. Shot from a canon.
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