Obese man eats the person sitting next to him on a plane
December 12th 2007 00:41
An "excessively overweight' man from Canberra, dissatisfied with the size of his meal, has consumed "sushi" in protest.
The man, simply known as Mrs. Howard, has also complained about skinny people "disagreeing with my constitution".
Australia, a land of no firm constitution, has consumed the lives of literally a couple of Aborigines and convicted bread stealers.
The wife of Mrs. Howard, a brothel-going layabout, was relieved that her husband had not eaten the flight crew.
"He's always said that eating out a cockpit was his ultimate goal. I, and the prostitutes I frequent, are glad he's finally been satisfied."
Obese people are furious that they have to share the person sitting next to them.
The man, simply known as Mrs. Howard, has also complained about skinny people "disagreeing with my constitution".
Australia, a land of no firm constitution, has consumed the lives of literally a couple of Aborigines and convicted bread stealers.
The wife of Mrs. Howard, a brothel-going layabout, was relieved that her husband had not eaten the flight crew.
"He's always said that eating out a cockpit was his ultimate goal. I, and the prostitutes I frequent, are glad he's finally been satisfied."
Obese people are furious that they have to share the person sitting next to them.
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