Opposition's Hockey Slams Government On New Tax
March 8th 2011 23:57
Opposition heavyweight, and shitting member for Sydney's effluent North, has vowed to block the Government's new carbonara tax, saying he'll "eat his own arsehole before allowing it to pass."
The new tax, labelled by Laurie Oakes as likely to hit me where it hurts, will close Joe's Eating Hole on a permanent basis, and put Tony Abbott's saliva glands into full employment.
"I'd do anything to shut Joe's Eating Hole," Abbott dribbled, "I'd even give Laurie Oakes an open-mouthed kiss on the lower lips if it meant that I could get some relief," he said, stuffing his face.
The brains behind Joe's Eating Hole, a benign enough looking cancer of the rectum, said he will munch yesterday's lunch before he acknowledge that he is currying favour with women to secure their votes in the future.
"I really want to know what it's like to get into women's shoes, handbags, pants, wallets, heads, and voting slips," he said, mopping up the floor with bread, "and everyone knows women are a carbonara-based lifeform."
The new tax, labelled by Laurie Oakes as likely to hit me where it hurts, will close Joe's Eating Hole on a permanent basis, and put Tony Abbott's saliva glands into full employment.
"I'd do anything to shut Joe's Eating Hole," Abbott dribbled, "I'd even give Laurie Oakes an open-mouthed kiss on the lower lips if it meant that I could get some relief," he said, stuffing his face.
The brains behind Joe's Eating Hole, a benign enough looking cancer of the rectum, said he will munch yesterday's lunch before he acknowledge that he is currying favour with women to secure their votes in the future.
"I really want to know what it's like to get into women's shoes, handbags, pants, wallets, heads, and voting slips," he said, mopping up the floor with bread, "and everyone knows women are a carbonara-based lifeform."
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