Oprah's New Diet Lands Her in The Slammer
October 1st 2008 01:10
Media heavyweight, fit porker and baby-sitter for Nicole, Oprah has been detained for further questions after it was revealed she had Nicole's aborted kids frozen.
"I'll ask the questions here," Oprah, an arse-queen, told officers who were only just doing their job after Ms. Winfrey, sightly insane, was seen paying with gash, I'll choke.
The fridge, a freezer, was seen to be emoting a strange and pungentlemanly order when Nicole, the aborted mutterer of three or more frozen snacks, came to pick them up.
"She said, everything was cool, sister, which immediately set off alarms in my heavily fortified wine," Nicole, a harmless baglady freezing to death, told her trolley of possesions as she froze for the cameras.
The aborted children, placated from an orphanage, had been placed in the freezer, a refrigerator, because they were going off, according to Oprah on her high rooting show.
"The little maggots were everywhere," she said as she talked into a chop, well-done, and stuffed her fuss while asking the question: Can you believe I hate the whole thing?
"I'll ask the questions here," Oprah, an arse-queen, told officers who were only just doing their job after Ms. Winfrey, sightly insane, was seen paying with gash, I'll choke.
The fridge, a freezer, was seen to be emoting a strange and pungentlemanly order when Nicole, the aborted mutterer of three or more frozen snacks, came to pick them up.
"She said, everything was cool, sister, which immediately set off alarms in my heavily fortified wine," Nicole, a harmless baglady freezing to death, told her trolley of possesions as she froze for the cameras.
The aborted children, placated from an orphanage, had been placed in the freezer, a refrigerator, because they were going off, according to Oprah on her high rooting show.
"The little maggots were everywhere," she said as she talked into a chop, well-done, and stuffed her fuss while asking the question: Can you believe I hate the whole thing?
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Comment by Cibbuano
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Well, OK. Not in some countries. In some nightmarish versions of Hell.
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
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Comment by Lilla
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This all reminds me of the time I had to freeze a kitten for a post mortem, because they had all died by three weeks?
Freeloading friendlies whom Oprah would have known, wondered what was for lunch. Six stars when they unwraped the foil in the freezer... look at me strangely?
Honestly, do I look that way to you?
Lilla ...
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
out.