Boomerangs and booze, our worst fears
January 20th 2008 23:49
Australians are fed up with baby formula, an exclusive surveyor reveals.
The surveyor, a man with a funny shaped implement, has told us that massive new homes should go everywhere.
"If I had my way, I'd keep a couple of abo butlers." he said looking through his glass.
He believes that the legal age for drinking should be lowered to open up new markets in all communities not just those of our "lucky monkey bastards".
Many are asking the question, "Who was here before the aboriginal?".
It is a quest that has a nation of drunkards falling over themselves to answer.
"I'm sorry, but I don't think I should say sorry." the surveyor's little women said while washing up.
Apart from apartheid this system is the best we've got.
In private, the surveyor also told us that.
The surveyor, a man with a funny shaped implement, has told us that massive new homes should go everywhere.
"If I had my way, I'd keep a couple of abo butlers." he said looking through his glass.
He believes that the legal age for drinking should be lowered to open up new markets in all communities not just those of our "lucky monkey bastards".
Many are asking the question, "Who was here before the aboriginal?".
It is a quest that has a nation of drunkards falling over themselves to answer.
"I'm sorry, but I don't think I should say sorry." the surveyor's little women said while washing up.
Apart from apartheid this system is the best we've got.
In private, the surveyor also told us that.
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