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Consumption Malfunction - November 2007

Paris Hilton has her rubbery ones duck in for a bath

November 19th 2007 09:17
Paris has her rubbery ones duck in for a bath
Paris has her rubbery ones duck in for a bath

Jilted performance artist and financially strapped megalomaniac Paris "The Sinking Shesailor" Hilton has had a bucketful of minors flown into her bathtub on the eve of the next day.

The sqeaky clean heiress has told reporters to "Fuck off and leave me alone."

The statements are in stark contrast.

The trapped minors, confessed gold-diggers, have told reporters of nights filled with many sudsy ones and freebies on the bar.

"Nothing gets me digging like a big vein" said one as he showed shocked onlookers his nuggets.

Paris Hilton refused to speak to us but she did offer to do the dishes.

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Comment by Andy 2

November 19th 2007 09:51


Cop it Sweet
Metamorphosis
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I don't know who to slap first - those minors or my own child.

Comment by Norm

November 24th 2007 00:17


Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power

I'd slap first who I'd punch second.

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