Paris Hilton has her rubbery ones duck in for a bath
November 19th 2007 09:17
Paris has her rubbery ones duck in for a bath
Jilted performance artist and financially strapped megalomaniac Paris "The Sinking Shesailor" Hilton has had a bucketful of minors flown into her bathtub on the eve of the next day.
The sqeaky clean heiress has told reporters to "Fuck off and leave me alone."
The statements are in stark contrast.
The trapped minors, confessed gold-diggers, have told reporters of nights filled with many sudsy ones and freebies on the bar.
"Nothing gets me digging like a big vein" said one as he showed shocked onlookers his nuggets.
Paris Hilton refused to speak to us but she did offer to do the dishes.
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