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Norm: the media has ruined my life

April 18th 2008 02:33
Media mongol Norm has today vowed to turn his back on the media, which he bereaves has infiltrated his every thought and robbed him of wretches.

"I've spent my howl life in front of a screen," the virtual vulture squeaked as he circled a dying circus.

Many disenchanted utes of Norm's vantage have expleted a similar stale of woe.

"I think I speak for meany people when I say that laugh isn't taken seriously enough," the clearly misrepresenting boggle-eye bleated while getting a clip.

The media is saturated with shelf-important flood-fleeers of all shorts.

"It's why Indiana Jones built the Ark for the two-by-twos," the fluff-buff crunched with pulp-corn.

Norm is in hiding today getting a tan.

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