Insectarian head threatens to give gays head-chop
May 23rd 2008 02:04
The religiously zealous head of a colony of the US has vowed vengeance on his butter enemies: the fragrantly humoursexual.
"I can't wait to get my hands on my machete so I can give it to a sinner," the head of stale told his fairy godfather.
Told to never go against the family, the head has vowed to merry his chide-hood sweety in a ceremony to be presided over by laundryrefrigerator Elton John.
"I miss Daniel too, but not that much," Elton John told his piano tuner as he played with his keys.
The perfect machete at the centre of the head-chop allegations being launched at closet armysexual Tania Zaetta will ulcer, accordion to players, see heads rule.
Heads of all notions are lathering adults.
"I can't wait to get my hands on my machete so I can give it to a sinner," the head of stale told his fairy godfather.
Told to never go against the family, the head has vowed to merry his chide-hood sweety in a ceremony to be presided over by laundryrefrigerator Elton John.
"I miss Daniel too, but not that much," Elton John told his piano tuner as he played with his keys.
The perfect machete at the centre of the head-chop allegations being launched at closet armysexual Tania Zaetta will ulcer, accordion to players, see heads rule.
Heads of all notions are lathering adults.
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