PETA targets The Piano and Jurassic Park star Sam Neill
July 17th 2009 03:32
SAM Neill is the latest victim of Australia's meat and livestock industry, who have called the actor a "pimp" for animal rights group PETA.
"Neill's butchered most of his parts" PETA said of the ham-fisted turkey while he rolled around in one of his new Rolls. "It's taking me a while to get used to these new rolls," Neill replied, grabbing a fist full of fat.
It has been reported the 35-year-old, who lived and worked in a friend, may have crawled into London after drinking with a wheelie bin in Brighton.
"That wheelie bin can really put it away," Neill said, taking out the competition, "but don't give me any rubbish about my acting," he said, cutting up a pig. "I'm a bit of a pork chop," Neill, said sheepishly. "The thick parts."
He finally emerged from the bush on Wednesday, gaunt and scratched but in relatively good health.
"Don't ask," Neill told his clients when he emerged from the bush. "I don't like trick questions," he flatly told the lumps of meat he had strung out on the street.
A two-year reprieve means his death sentence will be commuted after two years if he commits no further crime.
"If it's a crime to act like an old chump," Neill said, defiantly, "then all my best parts are behind me," he explained, grabbing his rump, clearly fed up with the industry that has him acting like a piece of meat.
"Neill's butchered most of his parts" PETA said of the ham-fisted turkey while he rolled around in one of his new Rolls. "It's taking me a while to get used to these new rolls," Neill replied, grabbing a fist full of fat.
It has been reported the 35-year-old, who lived and worked in a friend, may have crawled into London after drinking with a wheelie bin in Brighton.
"That wheelie bin can really put it away," Neill said, taking out the competition, "but don't give me any rubbish about my acting," he said, cutting up a pig. "I'm a bit of a pork chop," Neill, said sheepishly. "The thick parts."
He finally emerged from the bush on Wednesday, gaunt and scratched but in relatively good health.
"Don't ask," Neill told his clients when he emerged from the bush. "I don't like trick questions," he flatly told the lumps of meat he had strung out on the street.
A two-year reprieve means his death sentence will be commuted after two years if he commits no further crime.
"If it's a crime to act like an old chump," Neill said, defiantly, "then all my best parts are behind me," he explained, grabbing his rump, clearly fed up with the industry that has him acting like a piece of meat.
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