Peter Andre and wife call it quits
May 13th 2009 00:45
Australian pop singer Peter Andre has split from his glamour model wife-turned author Katie Price after nearly four years of marriage.
"In, reality, after all these years living in reality," Peter said, "I feel like a divorce was what I really needed," he said, divorcing himself from reality.
Peter Andre, a giant in wrestling circles, has asked his wife to give him some kind of sign, as he prepares for his new job after getting dumped.
"Give me some kind of sign, girl," Peter said, as he attempted to stop traffic with his outward appearance, "This traffic is not family-friendly," he lamented.
Peter Andre, a self-confessed narcissist and lollipop-lady, has faced the reality that his marriage is on the rocks after an affair with a bus.
"The reality is," Peter said, "I'm married to my work," he said, jumping in front of a bus, "An alternative reality is that the reality is, work is a reality."
Peter Andre, attempting to stop traffic, has signalled his basic misunderstanding of the work at hand by thinking the job is to stop traffic.
"This job is all about picking up," he said, missing the traffic to focus on the little people for a moment, "Virtually all reality is perception."
"In, reality, after all these years living in reality," Peter said, "I feel like a divorce was what I really needed," he said, divorcing himself from reality.
Peter Andre, a giant in wrestling circles, has asked his wife to give him some kind of sign, as he prepares for his new job after getting dumped.
"Give me some kind of sign, girl," Peter said, as he attempted to stop traffic with his outward appearance, "This traffic is not family-friendly," he lamented.
Peter Andre, a self-confessed narcissist and lollipop-lady, has faced the reality that his marriage is on the rocks after an affair with a bus.
"The reality is," Peter said, "I'm married to my work," he said, jumping in front of a bus, "An alternative reality is that the reality is, work is a reality."
Peter Andre, attempting to stop traffic, has signalled his basic misunderstanding of the work at hand by thinking the job is to stop traffic.
"This job is all about picking up," he said, missing the traffic to focus on the little people for a moment, "Virtually all reality is perception."
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