Plastic Surgeon Goes On The Attack Over Xanax
July 17th 2009 01:23
Spector is behind some of the best bars in history
Legendary plastic surgeon Phil Spector has gone on the attack over allegations anti-anxiety campaigner Xanax caused him to botch a lip, hand and nose job that may have ultimately put him in the slammer.
"I could be relatively insane," Spector said, comparing himself to legendary avant-garde performance artist Charles Manson, "I mean you can't just go into the operating theatre and shoot your mouth off," he said, shooting Sharon Tate's mouth off.
Spector, one hairy mother, had earlier scared off a hairless little number, when he went to climb aboard, what he thought was, his mother's hip only to find that she had had the thing replaced with a plastic one.
"My dear old mum," Spector said, blowing his dribbler, "is so cheap and nasty," he said, wrapping her in glad wrap. "she's never paid me for that nose-job I gave her," he said, giving himself one.
"I really miss my old nose."
Spector's mother's hip, as big as a spaceship, has been responsible for getting the old girl from her bed to the bathroom with a range of movements not seen since Beethoven was getting ripped off by her son.
"I take my hat off to Beethoven," Spector said, paying tribute to the musical hair-stylings of Ludwig, "because I don't know how he coped with all the teasing," he said, looking at a long stretch.
Xanax, methadone for heroin addicts, was unable to be reached today because, according to Spector's dear old mum: "Somebody put them on top of the bookcase," and that's way too high.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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so daring for someone making partially bold statements
i wish i could tag something on here
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It's considered impolite in the grafitti community.
I should know.
I'm all over the place, just recently.
Peace.
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