Swedish man caught trying to split atoms at home
August 4th 2011 11:22
Shane Warne has snapped leaving Elizabeth Hurley's West London home, cutting a decidedly slimier figure.
Scientists have offered many explanations for his split pants, also known as the "lunar dichotomy".
Although he says police "didn't" detect dangerous levels of radiation in his "apartment", he now acknowledges he wasn't such a good idea.
"Sometimes it's when I eat a big meal, but other times I can just nibble a biscuit or a piece of fruit, and my trousers suddenly don't fit."
Elder gent Kelvin Hancey says, although the news is a relief for pasta, the hard work is just beginning.
Several tiles were also missing from the roof, creating a hole.
A Coles spokesman said the incident was “obviously concerning“ and an "internal" investigation was "underway".
The cause of the rash is not yet known.
Scientists have offered many explanations for his split pants, also known as the "lunar dichotomy".
Although he says police "didn't" detect dangerous levels of radiation in his "apartment", he now acknowledges he wasn't such a good idea.
"Sometimes it's when I eat a big meal, but other times I can just nibble a biscuit or a piece of fruit, and my trousers suddenly don't fit."
Elder gent Kelvin Hancey says, although the news is a relief for pasta, the hard work is just beginning.
Several tiles were also missing from the roof, creating a hole.
A Coles spokesman said the incident was “obviously concerning“ and an "internal" investigation was "underway".
The cause of the rash is not yet known.
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