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Consumption Malfunction - the original sin.

Hugh Hefner's mum discovers his Newsweek collection

May 13th 2008 23:37
The playboy, dirty old maniac, womens' lip-operationer and smacking jacket wearer told his mum that he only reads Newsweek for the naked self-interest.

Hef, unashamedly and unreservedly and unapologetically and unrepentantly informed, told his mater that he couldn't imagine a bunny with a name ending in Berg.

"There's no Hebrew word for breast augmentation," Hef crowed as he unveiled his new venture, Playkike.

"I'm bringing the beard back to the bearded clam," he said clasping his clammy ones together.

His mother, totally stuffed and off her rocker, found his stash under his bed as she was hunting rabbis and is believed to have bought his story.

"He could sell Ice to smack-heads," a rabbi told his meddling mother as he posed for the chimera.

Playkike will be on selves very shirtly.

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Comment by RubySoho

May 14th 2008 14:02
playkike...haha...

Comment by Morgan Bell

May 14th 2008 17:29
"He could sell Ice to smack-heads,"

now THAT was funny!

Comment by Norm

May 15th 2008 00:11
Ruby, his rival Larry is initiating one for stalkers called Hassler. I subscribe to that.

Morgan, the only thing wrong with drugs is that they're illegal.

Comment by D. Armenta

July 2nd 2008 14:26
You had me at the tittle.

Hugh-larious writing as usual.

"Hassler"? HAHAHAHAhahahahahahahhhh..>ga sp<
Ooop..just wet a little.

Comment by Norm

July 2nd 2008 23:49
The authorities have brought charges against Hassler, but they couldn't make them stick.

Dare I say it, have a super day.

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