Plodding Thesaurus Becomes A Fossil After Change in Climate
November 4th 2008 22:30
A Thesaurus, a reptile capable of finding big words where only little ones are, has become a fossil in a stunning metamorphosis that has fueled speculation of impending doom.
"I looked up, and I saw all these words that were related to other words and I couldn't look up any more because I could feel myself becoming petrified or scared or fearful or frightened or paralysed or numbed or afraid or speechless," the Thesaurus said.
The Thesaurus, a close relative of the Dictionary which is another big book with lots of things to say about lots of things, has become so heavy that it just can't stand to look inside itself to find some definition.
"The impending doom that has been speculated or prognosticated or anticipated or predicted is a little bit of a concern or worry but you won't find me giving you any meaning to your lives or existences or breathing," the Thesaurus stated.
"Language may be in a contstant state of flux but that won't stop me looking to myself when I need to find a big thing where only a little thing is. I can say that much better. Let me." the Thesaurus, appealing to your rears, pleaded.
"The obnoxious predicament of the aforementioned communicational apparatus is in a perpetual condition of kinetic energetic intorpidity, however this won't deter this personage from proclaiming an injury while deliberately baiting those that I've claimed perpertrators of the inurement," the Thesaurus said, clarifying things.
"I don't think I need to define things," the Thesaurus, clearly enamoured or fond of hearing its own voice, tolled. "All I need to do is constantly refer to myself in a circuitous fashion," the cold-blooded creature explained, looking inside itself.
"I looked up, and I saw all these words that were related to other words and I couldn't look up any more because I could feel myself becoming petrified or scared or fearful or frightened or paralysed or numbed or afraid or speechless," the Thesaurus said.
The Thesaurus, a close relative of the Dictionary which is another big book with lots of things to say about lots of things, has become so heavy that it just can't stand to look inside itself to find some definition.
"The impending doom that has been speculated or prognosticated or anticipated or predicted is a little bit of a concern or worry but you won't find me giving you any meaning to your lives or existences or breathing," the Thesaurus stated.
"Language may be in a contstant state of flux but that won't stop me looking to myself when I need to find a big thing where only a little thing is. I can say that much better. Let me." the Thesaurus, appealing to your rears, pleaded.
"The obnoxious predicament of the aforementioned communicational apparatus is in a perpetual condition of kinetic energetic intorpidity, however this won't deter this personage from proclaiming an injury while deliberately baiting those that I've claimed perpertrators of the inurement," the Thesaurus said, clarifying things.
"I don't think I need to define things," the Thesaurus, clearly enamoured or fond of hearing its own voice, tolled. "All I need to do is constantly refer to myself in a circuitous fashion," the cold-blooded creature explained, looking inside itself.
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