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Naked Girl Goes on the Attack

July 7th 2008 23:54
Decent folk round up the naked girl

The naked girl at the centre of a controversial photograph has leapt to the defence of pedophiles everywhere with a stunning attack on key targets.

"How would you like it if I dropped a bomb on your house?" she asked one as she tucked into her aborted foetus.

Rhetorical.

The bombshell, an absolute stunner for her age and for all ages, then dropped the "F" bomb on an infantry of intellectual infants.

"For photography's sake!" she said proudly as she took off her burning kitten while wankers watched on.

And on.

The bomb, from the mouth of this absolute babe, missed its muck.

"We're going to teach her the meaning of the word misguided," a survivor said stroking his missile.

The pedophiles are in hiding.

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The Goodrems witness a goth getting squashed

The soon to be Mr. Goodrem said that he is shocked and alarmed that a judge has made a ruling that will see him kicked to death by a music critic.

The ruling was handed down in the light of the slivery moon where McFadden looks ever so inviting to steel-caps.

"I have a personality where I jump at things," McFadden told the court when he saw a mouse scurry across the floor.

It was in part due to this and his duet with the soon to be Mrs. Goodrem that the judge handed out such a lenient penalty for manipulating money away from the vacuously clean.

The judge told McFadden that he had systematically massaged his image with a vaseline-camera "and for that we will all pay a heavy price."

McFadden is due to meet his massacre in the coming whacks.



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