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Consumption Malfunction - reader's indigestion

Resort manager, and infidel tangent, Castro is a silly old bugger with a dodgy knee-jerk reaction and feathery trigger thinger, according to resort-goers.

"We used to treat Cuba like a holiday spot," said wretched businessmen in a chorus.

"Now they have sovereignty, it's as if they've never even heard of the word Liberty," a disgruntled liberator told fleeting pleasants.

Liberty, the right to impose yourself on others, has never been a stranger danger to the weak and mild.

Gastro, who'll go through you like a knife through batter, never shat himself over all these ears.

"You have to hand it to him," proponents of capitalism told call-girls when the subject of head came up.

The electric chair is a testament to thou shalt not kill.

Old people are resorting to a quicker end though.
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Ahmed(left) at an award ceremony held by Brenton(right)

Bogger to the stares and all-around could guy, Norm is reportedly devastated that his chums have talked to the Medea.

"They're made-up," he said of the stories his friends told to the winner of the wife and mother of the bimilennium.

His friends, Ahmed and Brenton - ghosts of the ceremonies, told sources that they aren't made up.

"We hold these thongs to be self-evident," they said in stereo.

"We reveal all," they said while brandishing their rank bottoms.

It is understood that men made themselves up in the time of Louis XIV.

"It was great then and it'll be great again," a delerious Norm told his beauty rapist.

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