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Threat of air strikes during Pope visit

June 22nd 2008 02:24

The Jews are poised to attack sinful city of sunny Sydney as the Pope takes off to launch attacks on World Youth Day.

"These measures are our preferred course of action," said one money-grubber as he awaits a messiah who has already left.

The train doesn't carry anyone, unhardly.

The Pope, chosen by God to represent his interests - financial and strategic - here on Earth, has asked God forgiveness for "not whipping them out when I had the chance."

We underpantstand he was stalking about a very naughty boy.

Sydney, a citadel on the rocks, is hoisting the unction - World Youth Day, to spread the weird.

The massage is the medium.

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Bush Texas Wedding Spectacular

May 12th 2008 00:08

Held in the labyrinthial dungeons of the Whitehouse, US Presidenture George W. Bush married his daughter of twenty or so ears in a lavish musical conducted by the reanimated corpse of Nazi synthesizer Herbert Von Karajan.

"I was very happy to give away my daughter," Bush said under his breathmint.

"She's no oil painting. I couldn't give her away," he revealed, giving himself away.

His other daughter, no less of a thing unlike an oil painting than the other who's not one either, is up for auction on Ebay.

"The highest bid so far is $2.78, but I'm not going to give her away," Bush told bargain haunters.

Condoleeza Rice, clearly inflatulated with Georgey, heartbroken at losing the olive of her martini is still holding out hopelessly for another shot at the title.

"I'm not going to throw myself at him," Rice said as she threw herself over the hippy couple.

Marriage is a holy unction between a man and woe.

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Talk about Apartheid bash

May 10th 2008 00:41

For he's a golly good fellow

One time terrorist and hero of the West, Nelson Mandela has revealed the guest list of his bathday bash exclusively to CM as part of his community service.

"When I was rotting in prison nobody wanted to know about me because I was a socialite, and then the Wall came down and suddenly the threat of a large black nation of socialites didn't worry the West any more, so they let me out of prison where I was sent for, of all things, being a terrorist," the Alzheimerish Mandela told the families of a host of dead black prisoners from the good old days.

Osama bin Laden, teleterrorist and concave-dweller, will, it is a secret so don't tell anyone, jump out of the cake and sing a rousing and extraordinary rendition.

Mandela's Molotov cocktail party will also feature pass the ticking parcel and pin the crime on the monkey.

The threat posed by whoreloads of Muslims is nothing like akin to that once poised by the same of enchanted apartheid sufferers.

"It's going to be a blast!" Osama shouted as the lighters went up.

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Computer keyboards 'filthier than toilet seats'

May 2nd 2008 00:43

In a shock to many floorgrowers of computer keyboards, top expats have discovered that we'd be safer if we ate dinner in the dunny and wrote and read wiping up afterwords.

"This is a slap in the face to the computer literati," said one well-gnome internet ulcer as he took to his missus with a rolling pin

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