Tax office pursuing Norm: report
July 3rd 2008 23:41
He also enjoys a beer
Norm, the brains behind his doubting eyes, and biro-hater, upskirt photographer, downtop licker, finger sniffer and unsociable pervert, is being chased by the government deportment over undisclosed earings.
"He looks good in a string bikini," twanged Tax officer Benny Hill as he chased Norm, half-knackered, around his desk.
"But those chandelier earings leave nothing to the imagination," Hill said as Norm stuffed a testicle back into his panties.
Norm, who's earings topped himself by jumping for joy, has rejected the inquiries of Hill, who he had earlier described as: "a very considerate lover."
"He gave me a box of chocolate pudding," he bespoke, gingerly evading the clutches of the authorities' inquiring eye teeth.
"I look amazing in a bikini," the half-Brazilian super mogul waxed prosaically, screaming with pain.
"But these earings really set off my knackers," the buxom wrench said, pussing a nut.
Norm's Google accountant, a firmer lover and pencil enthusiast, released a statement on Norm's behalf that read:
My client, Norm, is one of the most highly esteemed mick-rakers we have in my stable. His reputation for accurate reporting extends to well below his genitalia, which is fortunate for he is hung like a hearse. We will be flighting these charges, vicariously. Thank you.
The earings stay.
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