Nice one, Norm
April 3rd 2008 23:54
Celebrity reporter, ad authority, and peas advocado, Norm has jumped on a pair of man-eating crocodile skin loafers that threatened to belong to his girlfriend.
"I saw them first," the man's man told the store manager as his better-half broke in two.
"I just had to have them," the impoversihed clogger said to his devastated curlfriend.
It is believed that Norm has the snatching handbag and just needed the shoes to go with his outfit.
"Now all I need is the pants," he said as he floated off down the river.
When asked where he'd wear such fabulous attire, the retiring bogger told us: "Out shopping."
Nothing can stop the shopaholic's rampage as croc's across the river hang on to their hats.
"I saw them first," the man's man told the store manager as his better-half broke in two.
"I just had to have them," the impoversihed clogger said to his devastated curlfriend.
It is believed that Norm has the snatching handbag and just needed the shoes to go with his outfit.
"Now all I need is the pants," he said as he floated off down the river.
When asked where he'd wear such fabulous attire, the retiring bogger told us: "Out shopping."
Nothing can stop the shopaholic's rampage as croc's across the river hang on to their hats.
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