Police: Aussies in top five best looking list
April 1st 2011 23:33
It's official, Australian singer Delta Goodrem was arrested for allegedly decapitating one victim and hacking two others to death to avenge her Irish fiance Brian Mcfadden.
The decapitated man, who reported the incident to police, was sick the next day and also developed a mysterious skin condition.
A fourth victim, who is believed to be then British prime minister Winston Churchill, told local reporters that he had been hovering over his garden late one night in 1997 when he was a man who accused him of raping his daughter.
Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden regretfully announce that they have also come in fourth in a poll of the best looking people in the world, leaving behind a "silky-white" substance on nearby treetops which the decapitated man collected in a jam jar.
''The likes of Jessica Alba, planning to almost double her size to become the world's fattest woman, Jennifer Aniston and 34-year-old Joseph Ntshongwana all help America's image as a hot bed of good looking people," they said.
"But with a population of less than 2 Billion, they have nothing on China, where it's a miracle that the men and women can even conceive of even thinking about making babies. God knows what's going to happen when the advent of electricity enables them to leave what little they have in the way of light on. I think we are going to see a massive drop in the explosion of the population, and a lot less squinting. How Japan squeezed into the list is a testament to their willingness to surrender to our concept of bombshells. "
The list of Top 20 best looking planets
1. Pluto
The decapitated man, who reported the incident to police, was sick the next day and also developed a mysterious skin condition.
A fourth victim, who is believed to be then British prime minister Winston Churchill, told local reporters that he had been hovering over his garden late one night in 1997 when he was a man who accused him of raping his daughter.
Delta Goodrem and Brian McFadden regretfully announce that they have also come in fourth in a poll of the best looking people in the world, leaving behind a "silky-white" substance on nearby treetops which the decapitated man collected in a jam jar.
''The likes of Jessica Alba, planning to almost double her size to become the world's fattest woman, Jennifer Aniston and 34-year-old Joseph Ntshongwana all help America's image as a hot bed of good looking people," they said.
"But with a population of less than 2 Billion, they have nothing on China, where it's a miracle that the men and women can even conceive of even thinking about making babies. God knows what's going to happen when the advent of electricity enables them to leave what little they have in the way of light on. I think we are going to see a massive drop in the explosion of the population, and a lot less squinting. How Japan squeezed into the list is a testament to their willingness to surrender to our concept of bombshells. "
The list of Top 20 best looking planets
1. Pluto
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