Police find body parts all over Britain
April 4th 2009 23:06
British police are investigating a mysterious crime after the discovery of several parts from the same body in different parts of the country in what has been described as a "macabre jigsaw puzzle".
"We thinks it's a murder, but once we get the corner pieces we'll know more," a senior officer told his family as they engaged in an activity that brings family members closer.
"It's been described as a macabre jigsaw puzzle and we think that's accurate but until we find a box we won't be able to determine the sex," the senior officer's young son said, playing with himself.
"We believe that it is very un-Australian to do anything that is remotely British. For the most part part they define themselves in relation to their mother-country. Is that right?" the dog asked of the cat.
"This body died so that we could spend our lives trying to put it back together. Obviously there will be disagreement as to what goes where. Unquestionably we should put our time into reconstructing the remains of this puzzle," the whole family agrees.
"Hello, hello, hello. What's all this then?" the senior officer asked of his son after discovering him eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the deceased puzzle, and, shockingly, reading from a book, translated from the original.
"We thinks it's a murder, but once we get the corner pieces we'll know more," a senior officer told his family as they engaged in an activity that brings family members closer.
"It's been described as a macabre jigsaw puzzle and we think that's accurate but until we find a box we won't be able to determine the sex," the senior officer's young son said, playing with himself.
"We believe that it is very un-Australian to do anything that is remotely British. For the most part part they define themselves in relation to their mother-country. Is that right?" the dog asked of the cat.
"This body died so that we could spend our lives trying to put it back together. Obviously there will be disagreement as to what goes where. Unquestionably we should put our time into reconstructing the remains of this puzzle," the whole family agrees.
"Hello, hello, hello. What's all this then?" the senior officer asked of his son after discovering him eating the flesh and drinking the blood of the deceased puzzle, and, shockingly, reading from a book, translated from the original.
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Comment by Morgan Bell
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i bet the perpetrator has a papier-mache face with a spirals painted on his cheeks . . . just a guess
if the officer had said it a bit more like than he would have more credibility
*gasp*
haha
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stop humping my leg, you debonair fiend
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I thought I just imagined I was. I had no idea your leg was really your leg.
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