Police Spray The Scent of a Vulva on Violent Fans
January 17th 2008 00:40
Amidst fans with chunks of concrete in their hands, Police got heavy-handed with smelly wogs who were bugging them at the Australian Open Tennis saying, "These wogs are a virus".
"They smell like arseholes to me." claimed one teary-eyed constable.
The violent fans, switched onto the highest setting, dispersed the delightful new perfume Vulva over what police are describing as a "snatch and grab".
"We're in it up to our armpits." said developers of the new range of odours.
The Open that has seen more dickheads than Kournikova's vulva is expected to continue despite the infection.
"This opening will, I'm happy to say, be remembered as milky and delicious", said one fish and chipperer as he battered a snapper.
"Hoo. Haaa." he said auditioning for the sequel.
"They smell like arseholes to me." claimed one teary-eyed constable.
The violent fans, switched onto the highest setting, dispersed the delightful new perfume Vulva over what police are describing as a "snatch and grab".
"We're in it up to our armpits." said developers of the new range of odours.
The Open that has seen more dickheads than Kournikova's vulva is expected to continue despite the infection.
"This opening will, I'm happy to say, be remembered as milky and delicious", said one fish and chipperer as he battered a snapper.
"Hoo. Haaa." he said auditioning for the sequel.
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