Politician fumes over 'gay' elephant
April 11th 2009 00:08
A Polish politician has criticized his local zoo for acquiring a "gay" elephant named Ninio who prefers male companions and will probably not procreate, local media reported Friday.
"I think disgusting that big stupid animal like do unnatural bogey with other big elephant of same sex relations," the Polish politician told the local media.
"We Polish people know that noisy minority have indoctrinate big stupid beast into thinking OK to make baby with same sex," the Polish master of politics said.
"Can we have sex with wife who look like man when we say and she have no say in matter? Yes we can," the adherent of religious tolerance said.
"We Polish people know what Bible say about man and man making sexy sexy and we know that the Cheesemakers are blessed," he said.
"Can we make sure gay elephant be kept away while I round? I just don't trust myself not to do anything," the obvious homosapien said.
"We Polish people know that gay zookeepers have agenda to dismantle church and replace with gay bar," the adherent of his own camp said, genuflecting before the writhing body of our half-naked holy saviour.
"This elephant is hung like horse. God only know what it would be like to spend romantic evening with follow by kiss at door," the tent-pitcher said.
"He make no mention in Bible so we Polish people never have knowledge what to do with big grey penis," the retiring politician said, handing over the big grey microphone.
"I think disgusting that big stupid animal like do unnatural bogey with other big elephant of same sex relations," the Polish politician told the local media.
"We Polish people know that noisy minority have indoctrinate big stupid beast into thinking OK to make baby with same sex," the Polish master of politics said.
"Can we have sex with wife who look like man when we say and she have no say in matter? Yes we can," the adherent of religious tolerance said.
"We Polish people know what Bible say about man and man making sexy sexy and we know that the Cheesemakers are blessed," he said.
"Can we make sure gay elephant be kept away while I round? I just don't trust myself not to do anything," the obvious homosapien said.
"We Polish people know that gay zookeepers have agenda to dismantle church and replace with gay bar," the adherent of his own camp said, genuflecting before the writhing body of our half-naked holy saviour.
"This elephant is hung like horse. God only know what it would be like to spend romantic evening with follow by kiss at door," the tent-pitcher said.
"He make no mention in Bible so we Polish people never have knowledge what to do with big grey penis," the retiring politician said, handing over the big grey microphone.
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Comment by Janet Collins
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Isn't that plagiarism?
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So, to cut and paste a long story short, it's OK by me.
For now.
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I wish there were more.
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Comment by Norm
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You're outrageous.
No Bible quote?
That's just wrong.
Without one.
Morgus Worgus, pudding and pie, originality and sin, you've made the connection. You don't need a new cable, I see. I almost thought you were going to break into song then.
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