Pope fine after breaking wrist, misses writing
July 20th 2009 00:29
Pope Benedict is in good condition and celebrated mass as usual on Saturday, a day after undergoing minor surgery on a broken wrist, the Vatican said.
"These things certainly teach you a lesson and I have certainly learned from my mistakes," he said yesterday. "No more wanking in the shower."
The 25-year-old man stormed into one of the classes on Thursday (local time) carrying a spear and ordered the pupils to leave their room at Ncabaneni high school, 60km south of the capital Mbabane, a police spokesman said.
Speaking for the city, Gaudin said "we are very touched that a singer of her stature and talent has demonstrated such extraordinary human qualities" with this visit.
The US pop star, who was warming up for a concert in Udine, Italy when she heard of the accident, said she was "devastated."
"I think I speak on behalf of all Australians when I say Satan made his wishes clear in the bible time and time again. Foster's Lager tastes like cat's piss."
The police first spotted the 28-year-old Satan in a Kia Carnival minivan swerve across the southbound carriageway of the Hume Highway, near Jugiong, north west of Canberra, around 10am on Saturday.
"The sorbet is absolutely beautiful," judge George Calombaris said.
But the toddler wasn't impressed when starstruck customers sat at their table, just seconds after the Pope stood to leave.
"We're open minded but we believe Satan has done a great job convincing man that there is no good and evil, I don't believe there's any reason for undue concern at this point in time."
The source told the newspaper that the investigation is "so far away" from completion and warned that "there's a car coming!."
"These things certainly teach you a lesson and I have certainly learned from my mistakes," he said yesterday. "No more wanking in the shower."
The 25-year-old man stormed into one of the classes on Thursday (local time) carrying a spear and ordered the pupils to leave their room at Ncabaneni high school, 60km south of the capital Mbabane, a police spokesman said.
Speaking for the city, Gaudin said "we are very touched that a singer of her stature and talent has demonstrated such extraordinary human qualities" with this visit.
The US pop star, who was warming up for a concert in Udine, Italy when she heard of the accident, said she was "devastated."
"I think I speak on behalf of all Australians when I say Satan made his wishes clear in the bible time and time again. Foster's Lager tastes like cat's piss."
The police first spotted the 28-year-old Satan in a Kia Carnival minivan swerve across the southbound carriageway of the Hume Highway, near Jugiong, north west of Canberra, around 10am on Saturday.
"The sorbet is absolutely beautiful," judge George Calombaris said.
But the toddler wasn't impressed when starstruck customers sat at their table, just seconds after the Pope stood to leave.
"We're open minded but we believe Satan has done a great job convincing man that there is no good and evil, I don't believe there's any reason for undue concern at this point in time."
The source told the newspaper that the investigation is "so far away" from completion and warned that "there's a car coming!."
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