Pope's speech disappoints Muslim leaders
May 11th 2009 01:54
Pope Benedict XVI on Saturday urged inter-faith reconciliation on the second day of a tour of the holy land but disappointed Muslim clerics by failing to offer a new apology for remarks seen as targeting Islam.
Pope Benedict XVI is of the order of the Fonzarellian Monks of Happy Days - a sacred and ancient order of the Roman Catholic Church founded by Henry Winkler in 1974 BC - and a staunch opponent of anything that's not cool.
"Heyyyyyy," Pope Benedict XVI said, to a Muslim cleric, "I made a... I made a.... I made a m... a m-m-m... a m-m-m..." he spluttered, "I made a muslim angry," he said, giving a thumbs up.
Muslim Cleric Postie Weber, the butt of so many of Pope Benedict XVI's cruel jokes, has sided with Pinky Tuscadero, a lesbian and a communist, after both were condemned by the Fonzarelliist Pope for making "beautiful music together".
"Sit on it," The Pope ordered Pinky Tuscadero, after she had informed The Pope that she was unhappy with the way their relationship was developing, and needed to "talk" about the way The Pope had cooled towards her.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay," The Pope, said going through the English alphabet as he warmed up for a speech to the adoring masses, "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," he confessed to Joanie Cunningham, as she wondered what to do with her life.
"You're such a C, Mr," terminal clown Ralph Malph informed The Pope, as the latter taunted Cleric Potsie as he bathed in the blood of the infidels, and called for a really good shake.
Pope Benedict XVI is of the order of the Fonzarellian Monks of Happy Days - a sacred and ancient order of the Roman Catholic Church founded by Henry Winkler in 1974 BC - and a staunch opponent of anything that's not cool.
"Heyyyyyy," Pope Benedict XVI said, to a Muslim cleric, "I made a... I made a.... I made a m... a m-m-m... a m-m-m..." he spluttered, "I made a muslim angry," he said, giving a thumbs up.
Muslim Cleric Postie Weber, the butt of so many of Pope Benedict XVI's cruel jokes, has sided with Pinky Tuscadero, a lesbian and a communist, after both were condemned by the Fonzarelliist Pope for making "beautiful music together".
"Sit on it," The Pope ordered Pinky Tuscadero, after she had informed The Pope that she was unhappy with the way their relationship was developing, and needed to "talk" about the way The Pope had cooled towards her.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay," The Pope, said going through the English alphabet as he warmed up for a speech to the adoring masses, "Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," he confessed to Joanie Cunningham, as she wondered what to do with her life.
"You're such a C, Mr," terminal clown Ralph Malph informed The Pope, as the latter taunted Cleric Potsie as he bathed in the blood of the infidels, and called for a really good shake.
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i wonder who the Pope assaults?
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Is there any other kind?
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It's the little people.
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Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do oooo
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Are you having a go at this guy because I loved him?
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Mrs. C, I'm s-s-s-s... I'm s-s-s-s-s...s-s-s... I'm silly.
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