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Possible new human ancestor found in Siberia

March 25th 2010 23:02
Genetic material pulled from a pinky finger bone found in a Siberian cave shows a new and unknown type of pre-human lived alongside modern humans and Neanderthals, scientists reported on Wednesday.

"He should never have been there,'' the Prime Minister said of Senator Joyce on the Seven Network's Sunrise program this morning.

Rigorous tests proved he was correct.

Singer Delta Goodrem earlier denied she was sexually abused while guest-starring on the show at age nine, saying she had only "fond memories".

"I'm not a hero of mathematics. I'm not even that successful, that is why I don't want to have everybody looking at me."

White House press secretary Robert Gibbs, flying with US President Barack Obama to Iowa on Air Force One, did not directly respond to the comments.

He last night said he had not been demoted, but hit out at ''carpet fleas'' within Coalition ranks who had undermined him.

Neighbour Vera Petrovna said: “I was once in his flat and I was astounded. He only has a table, a stool and a bed with a dirty mattress which was left by previous owners - alcoholics who sold the flat to him."

A similar three-bedroom apartment in the same street recently sold at auction for $2.05 million.

"It really just looked like something we had never seen before," Johannes Krause of the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, told a telephone briefing.

We are trying to get rid of cockroaches in our block, but they hide in his flat.

Real estate agents Raine and Horne refused to confirm or deny Bingle had inspected the property when called by Confidential yesterday.

They also refused to comment.

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Comment by Chris Champion

March 26th 2010 00:55
"He should never have been there,'' the Prime Minister said of Senator Joyce on the Seven Network's Sunrise program this morning.
Your capacity for the powerful but under-rated literary device known as the surprise segue is, I believe, one of the defining aspects of your work.

Comment by Norm

March 26th 2010 01:13
I have a taste for all the under-rated devices. The can-opener for instance. Thanks for recognising one of the few aspects of my work, Chris. I'm going to make you my real estate agent just for that.

I can see Joyce emerging from a cave in Siberia. He's very advanced for a National.

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